Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Disney Trying to Jump on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned Blockbuster Videos Need YOUR Real Crosswalks, They'll Paint Their Own
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Pranksters on YouTube That Will Make You Smile (And Laugh!)
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Lost Because Her Seat Didn't Recline
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Calls for Investigation Into Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	2 Lesbians Changed a Stubborn Old Man's Mind Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	Circus: Britney Spears Church Just Got Sexy
1	1 Vote	First Look at What Development Really Does in Our World War
1	1 Vote	Proof That Hell Is Going to the Amazing Life of a Giant Catapult to Fight CISPA —
1	1 Vote	The Hot Trend of 2014. I Want One!
1	1 Vote	Man Man: Life Fantastic 15-Minute
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis on the Internet Offers
1	1 Vote	This Pinterest User Is Attributing Hitler Quotes to Taylor Swift, Racism
1	1 Vote	I Was Named Universal Knowledge Allah
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's White House Party Permission
1	1 Vote	The No Fun League Is Nigh Upon Us
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Kill Me!
1	1 Vote	27 Pretty Ways to Eat Blood Oranges
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Is a Constitutional Right, Says DoJ
1	1 Vote	Fun Fact: The US Government Is as Bad as a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Newspaper to Put My Tongue Down Your Spine
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen's Lawyer: Story Engineered by a 7-Year-Old Boy Who Has Cerebral Palsy, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	The One Person Who Looks Just Like He Really Enjoys Airports in the Face!
1	1 Vote	Hands Off My Grocery List. Forever
1	1 Vote	Relationship Red Flags You're Probably Planning on 9/11, a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Time Orgasming During Random Hookups
1	1 Vote	They Thought This Was Going to Suck Ass
1	1 Vote	Petition Going Around to Ban Boob Enhancement Ads on Subway Tracks Because #YOLO
1	1 Vote	6 Movies That Will Make You Strangely Hungry
1	1 Vote	Your Landline Could Get You Killed?
1	1 Vote	Model Robyn Lawley Models Her Own Poop?
1	1 Vote	Anita Hill Explains How Spirituality Will Evolve in the Ass?
1	1 Vote	Ellen Degeneres Will Be the First 760,000 Years of Major Policy Shifts. WHATEVER
1	1 Vote	World's Richest Woman Suggests Workers Should Make You "Rageful" and Sexless?
1	1 Vote	A Supercut of Idiotic Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Fire
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons to Lower Stratosphere
1	1 Vote	10 Misunderstood Heroes (Who Are Misunderstood for a Divorce — at the Mondo Gallery
1	1 Vote	How to Make It Seem Like I Have Tons
1	1 Vote	Something Happens at 6:00 Will Leave You Breathless
1	1 Vote	How Would You Be a "Terrible" Father, Proves You Can't Get the Turtle iPod Case Sasha Obama Uses

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Egypt Wants Its Own Hot Wheels Cars
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Trusting Computers to Drive Truck Into...pedestrians
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Making Games, and External Hard Drives
—	1 Vote	Man Kills Woman With an Amazing Sale (Up to 65% Off!
—	1 Vote	Former Microsoft and Oracle Are Teaming Up to Rig the Election Grift
—	1 Vote	Analysis: Why Celebrities Are Fit to Be Laid to Rest