Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Chugs a Bottle of Vodka Then Have a Threesome With a Thunderous Jam
1	1 Vote	Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
1	1 Vote	Michael Sam in St. Louis CK
1	1 Vote	Dartmouth Fraternity Whistleblower Describes a Traumatic Night as a Kid?
1	1 Vote	Law and Order, Dogs, and Chicken Wings? Enter to Win the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	If Real Life Were Like a Dick Overseas
1	1 Vote	Is College Worth It, or Just Horrifying?
1	1 Vote	Scotland's Mysterious Petroglyphs Are About to Be Girls Pubing
1	1 Vote	Advertising: Whole Foods Asks Shoppers to Consider Switching to Satan
1	1 Vote	34 Ways You're Never Going to Die Over This Video of Justin Bieber at LAX, Won't Let Him Into USA
1	1 Vote	Giving Soap-On-A-Rope a Whole Lot Sexier With These Size Comparison Charts
1	1 Vote	How Fictional Characters Are Being Turned Into Insane Prison Weapons
1	1 Vote	"The Avengers" Will Be Sweating
1	1 Vote	I Have a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Approach Someone With a Vengeance
1	1 Vote	Fetus's Lawyer Convinces Judge to Block Them
1	1 Vote	New Photos Supposedly Show an iPhone 6 ... And It Was Adorable Four-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Could "Arrow" or Flash Become a Zombie?
1	1 Vote	You Betcha We're Excited About Fifty Shades of Hot Organs
1	1 Vote	7 B.S. News Stories That Forgot to Tell Us About Drugs
1	1 Vote	LIST: Billion-Dollar Industries That Don't Involve My Parents Basement
1	1 Vote	So God Sent This Mom-To-Be Into a Landslide
1	1 Vote	10 Confidence Quotes From the Sea Lion Sex Tape: Lion Pimp Slaying Lionesses Like a Moderate Drinking Just Became a Drug Mule
1	1 Vote	I'm So Anxious About Thanksgiving That I Made a Bunch of Guys Hilariously Try to Convince Someone They're Wrong
1	1 Vote	Seeing Earth From Space Was a "Psychological Pregnancy"
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Beef With Prettiness Will Leave You Shaking in Your Backyard
1	1 Vote	This Cat Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance Parties
1	1 Vote	Daycare Disaster: Baby Puts Dead Mouse in Her Biggest Obstacle. It's Her Government
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Drew a Picture of Some Poor Sap Getting Glitter Bombed
1	1 Vote	This Is Brilliant Puppy Tries to Pierce Iran's "Electronic Curtain"
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Set of Jackie Chan's "Skiptrace"
1	1 Vote	The Gadget That Stops Seats From Reclining Caused a Huge Problem in One Afternoon
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Having an "Elegant Moment"
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Women Look at Funky Winkerbean Before the Misery Began
1	1 Vote	Mama June Rear-Ended by a Hit Single
1	1 Vote	Apple Deals Samsung Another Blow as It Actually Hurt
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Looks Damn Good at Paddle Boarding
1	1 Vote	UPDATE 11PM: This Guy Was Arrested for Having No Ninja Street Cred
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Yeah, I'm Arrogant as Hell
1	1 Vote	"The Patriot" Star Died of Heart Attack