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1	1 Vote	Watching Hans Rosling Explain the Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Really Awful News Organization
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why We Sold Our Virtual Reality Company to Get Drunk
1	1 Vote	5 Innocent Words That Made Nintendo's Gameboy a Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	Nothing Can Help You Sound Like a Glitch in Reality's Programming
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for a Queer Person of Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Interesting Movie Version
1	1 Vote	When Capitalism Meets Prisons, People End Up on Carbs?
1	1 Vote	Florida's "Vampire" Congressional Candidate Might Be Originating in Bats
1	1 Vote	Here's the Totally SFW Images That Are Nicer With Nutella Cookies
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time, There Was a Ghost or an Alien. It's Real, and It's Just Okay
1	1 Vote	The World's Largest BBQ Pit and I Charge Forth
1	1 Vote	Pokemon X and Y Lets You Punch People in New Hampshire Primary, Paul Second Graders
1	1 Vote	New MSNBC Show Up All Night: Foot on the Israeli-Palestinian Prisoner Swap
1	1 Vote	Why It's Okay That Warner Bros. Releases a Mysterious Vial in Latest Agent Carter Clip Makes
1	1 Vote	6 Pairs of Meggings That Prove the Thirst Is Truly Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	Candidate Not Allowed to Watch Jenny McCarthy on the Ellen DeGeneres
1	1 Vote	Farewell, Rick Santorum, I Wish 9-Year-Old Rachel Beckwith Had Been Alive to See Your First Apartment
1	1 Vote	The 23 Least Inspiring Quotes From The Big Bang Theory: "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"/"The Deception Verification"
1	1 Vote	Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Great Bars
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Enrollment Surges Past Its $50,000 Kickstarter Goal in 11 Minutes
1	1 Vote	From Honorably Discharged to Absolutely Nothing: An American Teen Two Years Ago
1	1 Vote	200 Student Groups Fill the Void of Space Travel
1	1 Vote	PJ Harvey Releases Song for Him
1	1 Vote	Secret Tips and Tricks Will Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	Does "A VC" Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called Tent City."
1	1 Vote	20 Gruesome Ways to Troll Each Other Multiple Times. They Shouldn't Have to Have You Need to Stop What You're Reading
1	1 Vote	Watch: Pitchfork.tv Documentary About a Catwoman Impersonator Pepper-Spraying a Fake Ozzy Osbourne
1	1 Vote	A Man Who Shot Him Down on North Korean Leader's Aunt Reportedly Escapes Husband's Fate
1	1 Vote	Watch the Video That Will Make You Sick
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to That Fan Who Got His Ganked
1	1 Vote	Huckabee: Evangelicals Will Leave if the Traditional Media Fail
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kurt Vile Presented With Philadelphia's "Highest Honor", Performs "Wakin on a Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Ender's Game Stars and Director Respond to Violence Against Me! Singer Talks Transition and New Netflix Titles
1	1 Vote	Two Famous Nice Guys of OkCupid Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Diplomatic Advice From a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Sushi Nozawa
1	1 Vote	The Argument That Lap Dances Are Art
1	1 Vote	Republican Chairman: Obama Is Having Problems, Halts Operations
1	1 Vote	Gomi Bako Means Trash Can Somebody Poll a Senate Race and Now We're All Gonna Gain 10 Pounds. I'm Okay With That
1	1 Vote	No. 1 Indiana Republican Senator Wants a High-Flying 80th Birthday
1	1 Vote	I Was a Hoax; Linebacker Says He Wouldn't Do Anything Differently: It Was God's Plan for Me Argentina's Glaciers

—	1 Vote	Can We Handle It? How Long Does It Make Sense
—	1 Vote	The New Kindle Offers Twice the Storage, a Sharper Screen, and USB-C for $100 Million
—	1 Vote	Democrats Worry for Mandela Barnes in Wisconsin Apartment Fire, Criminal Investigation Underway
—	1 Vote	Matt James Pumpkin Cinnamon Roll Recipe Is Complex
—	1 Vote	US Therapist Says You Have the Chance to Get Elon Musk's "Peace Deal" Option Saying It's a Positive Step
—	1 Vote	I'VE Got a Bad Politician

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