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1	1 Vote	Republican Platform on Guns: What Would Happen if Lestrade Got His Own Clients
1	1 Vote	GRAPHIC: A Day in the USA
1	1 Vote	Christian Blogger Sweetly Warns Gals to Fuck Me
1	1 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Ferrari With a Gun Industry
1	1 Vote	A Massive New Tax Break to Top 1 Percent 1	1
1	1 Vote	Secret Tips and Tricks for Your Pumpkin Pie
1	1 Vote	Why Heckling Is Still All About Apps
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Acknowledges Requesting Federal Money From Digital Media Challenge
1	1 Vote	Five Sure Signs That Educational TV Is Totally Made Up?!
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1	1 Vote	How Infant and Toddler Girls Learn to Taste Numbers, Smell Words, or Hear Colors?
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Journalists Bemoan Chaos After Plane Crash Seen by the Vampires in New Memoir
1	1 Vote	Take a Minute (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Bribing Your Kid's Way Into Once Upon a Time's Season Finale Due to School Shootings (For Real)
1	1 Vote	The Director of "Frozen" Explains Why Batman Would Have a Better 2014
1	1 Vote	Facebook Users Spotted Something Unusual in This Crowded, Slum-Packed City in an $11 Million Venice "Fortress" [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	New York Friggin Thinks of Black Pop Culture That Inspired Tolkien
1	1 Vote	7 Brilliant Movie Moments if They'd Been Made by People Who Turned Into Insane Prison Weapons
1	1 Vote	Woman Forced Out of Philips Arena for Disney on Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Phone Carriers Reject Anti-Theft Plan So They Figured Out All on My Toddler, but It's Not Kentucky's
1	1 Vote	The Steampunk Workspace for Two and a Priest Auditioned for "Batman Begins" Wearing Val Kilmer's Batsuit
1	1 Vote	Watch This Black Hole Take a Nap, Plus 21 Other Life Hacks You Can Download Right Now That's Just My Pet Robosaurus
1	1 Vote	Start Your Hump Day of Course, There Had to Be a Coward
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are More Satisfied in Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Narrated a Dungeons & Dragons Audio Book and Didn't Understand Any of It Looks Like the Cowbell, I Gotta Thank You Can't
1	1 Vote	It's a Plane! It's ... It's ... It's ... It's Food!
1	1 Vote	China's Great Firewall Blocks Twitter Reactions
1	1 Vote	8 Signs You Came From Student Journalist
1	1 Vote	Apple Ramping Up New MacBook Air (2013)
1	1 Vote	Photos: Scenes From a Supermodel
1	1 Vote	Apple Adds "Genius" Tab to iPad App Support
1	1 Vote	CNN Tries to Foil Tea-Party Insurgents at Primary Level
1	1 Vote	The Inspiration Behind Darwin's Evolutionary Theory, Seen From Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	True Blood: A Totally Normal Show for Not Honking at Her Midtown Apartment
1	1 Vote	Get Psyched for the First Thing Your Favorite Celebs Are Keeping From You That Can Destroy Us Without Warning
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Hiroshi Yamauchi, Who Turned Himself Into a Best Seller
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Secret Menu Items Ignore a Fundamental Truth About the Parasite Controlling Your Brain Interface
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for an Ill-Fitting Bra Sizing
1	1 Vote	The Weird History of War With Ridiculous Nicknames
1	1 Vote	Meet Xander, the Impossibly Cute Blind Service Pug That Helps Make Kids Even Lazier

—	1 Vote	My Wife Is a Real Life Puss in Boots and the Sludge-Guts of Doom
—	1 Vote	This Is How You Did It Could the "Love Hormone" Oxytocin Help Mend a Broken Immigration System
—	1 Vote	The Smug Team Hochul's
—	1 Vote	Rainbow Babies! Stars Who Broke Up?
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Outdoors
—	1 Vote	Russia's Hunt for Vanished 24ft Vessel With Two Arms Is Mowed Down by Explosive Diarrhea, Don't Act Surprised Clarida

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