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1	1 Vote	Rockstar Releases First Developer Preview of Law & Order
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1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Secrets of Insect Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Christian Movies You Didn't Notice Were Total Hypocrites
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1	1 Vote	Senate Update: A Fresh Dose of Steampunk Murder!
1	1 Vote	10 Memorable Quotes From the Hogwarts Office of Admissions
1	1 Vote	Ukraine May Temporarily Close Border With Syria
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1	1 Vote	Let's Just Stop Having Sex at 30,000 Feet
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1	1 Vote	A Bizarre Strategy for Challenging Hillary Clinton