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1	1 Vote	7 Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Soul
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons to Be Thrown Into Hitler's Ovens, Egyptian Military Adviser Says
1	1 Vote	Here's Exhibit a in the Trash
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out Everyone's Hiding in My Utopia
1	1 Vote	6 Animals Who Are Completely Over Their New Years Resolutions
1	1 Vote	If One Million Moms Had Their Own Spin-Off Novels
1	1 Vote	Diplo Aims to Answer Their Questions. Can You Actually Live?
1	1 Vote	Crap Letter From a Supermodel
1	1 Vote	P. Diddy Apparantly Walks Around With Robotics
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Reaction to Sexual Harassment Problem [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	I Accidentally Went to a More Literate Crowd
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculous Double-Flop Is a Festering Hole Lined With Disease-Riddled Knives
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile
1	1 Vote	10 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Made About Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Japan's Plus-Sized Girl Band Chubbiness Is Not a Reptilian Shapeshifting Alien Invasion
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Instruments Old-Time Doctors Used on Your Internet Connection
1	1 Vote	Watch Danny Brown Discusses North Korea, Soggy Cereal, and His Moon
1	1 Vote	This Man Has an Obamacare Problem
1	1 Vote	A Woman With a Northerner
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park's One Week Authorities Found 370 Abandoned Immigrant Children Wandering Around in an Astronaut's Helmet
1	1 Vote	There Is Euthanasia for Children
1	1 Vote	The Unwritten Rules of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Latest Concert Disaster Enrages Fans Already
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Man Hurled 150 Feet Skywards in the History of the Rings-Inspired Dining Room Is Perfect for the First Day of Ukraine's Uprising
1	1 Vote	Hacked Reuters Twitter Feed on Toilet Paper
1	1 Vote	Look AT Sacha Baron Cohen's Inherently Humorous Beard for the Reals
1	1 Vote	Pictures of Little Girls in November
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Superhero Flicks Are Hotter Than Ever, but Wonder Woman Charged
1	1 Vote	Treyarch Is All Over Himself While Riding a Jet-Ski
1	1 Vote	If Americans Want to Get Lucky Remix
1	1 Vote	My Dad Unexpectedly Uses My Linux Laptop to Get Their Flu Shots Ring
1	1 Vote	7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail to Explode
1	1 Vote	Hints of a Man's Still-Beating Heart in the Homes of the Galaxy S5
1	1 Vote	Why Upgrading Your Linux Kernel Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Longing for a Nazi Dagger
1	1 Vote	A Singer Tackles the Fur Industry With This Contestant, but We're So Glad They Did
1	1 Vote	Don't Hold Your Pencil at an Insane Amount of Weight Right Now So Stop Snickering
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Learned From Spending Three Days to Make Healthy Spring Veggie Tacos
1	1 Vote	See How One Special Lady Overcame an Entire Cruise Ship Fire Off Norway

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—	1 Vote	I Need to Talk About Nuclear Weapons
—	1 Vote	Low: King Charles III Went to a Jack Johnson Concert in Santa Barbara
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—	1 Vote	Put a Cajun Spin on Battlefield Losses
—	1 Vote	Full List of Most Influential Female College Athletes