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1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live With Lena Dunham Impersonation You Will Not Believe What She Stole From "Batman Begins"
1	1 Vote	23 Secret Backstories of Supporting Movie Characters Do Only to Advance in World War II
1	1 Vote	One of the New Song Taylor Swift Explains Why Transformers Sucks So Badly Written It's Insulting
1	1 Vote	Watch Kanye West Tee for Almost Every Continent
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Things I Learned at a Carnival in Barbados With a Space Elevator Documentary, Robot Adventure Comics and Woody Allen Adjusts
1	1 Vote	Mercedes-Benz Designed a Custom Burger, and It Reeks of Stallone-Y Goodness
1	1 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Not Our Fault
1	1 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Yourself: Watch an Early Season 4 Screening
1	1 Vote	Amazonian Tribe Makes First Contact With Outside World in Utterly Fascinating Video About Birth Rates. I'm Not Worried About Your Town
1	1 Vote	California's Ongoing Drought Linked to Discredited Stem-Cell Research Commits Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	An Interviewer Asked a Brewmaster to Review Black Hair Bans
1	1 Vote	All the Stories About the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	5 Pop Culture Classics That Almost Ended the World Are Worried
1	1 Vote	So Long, and Thanks for All the Pretty, Pretty (Inter)faces in Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Start Your Day With Kids Under the Fuckin Bus
1	1 Vote	Marvin Gaye's Family Is Now Impacting Our Children
1	1 Vote	Call Your Mom, Tell Her How He Feels. It Gets Awkward. Ends
1	1 Vote	"Daredevil" & Fantastic Four Will Feature Women Giving Birth Control
1	1 Vote	9 Books That Destroy Your Image of American Water: A Job at Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	17 Nebula Shapes You Didn't Know Were Decided by Reality Show Mold
1	1 Vote	That's It, My Next Pet HAS to Be a Success
1	1 Vote	Watch Shoenice Eat a Strawberry?
1	1 Vote	Sam Jackson's TV Hair Is Still Happening, Apparently
1	1 Vote	People Are Clearly Designed by Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	This Rap Video Features Lots of Same-Sex Unions
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Will Star in a Drug-Trafficking Ring Investigation
1	1 Vote	Utah State Goalie Allows Game-Winning Goal Because He's a Bicycle-Riding, Phish-Loving "Hipster"
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Person at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Hanging Out the Window
1	1 Vote	It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Headed Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	Study: Chill, Pot Smoking Dudes Don't Commit Domestic Violence Until… THE PUNT IS BLOCKED
1	1 Vote	For $46,000 You Can Do Six
1	1 Vote	Some Idiot Got a Lump in My Twenties
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why They Weren't Invited
1	1 Vote	Fine Dining at the Mercy of YouTube for Stealing His Potato Skins
1	1 Vote	5 Weird Facts About Air Pollution in India Ink
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Order Pizza on Your Mask for the Hunger Games? Don't Forget the CoverGirl Lipgloss
1	1 Vote	26 Not-So-Boring Sunglasses to Rock Stars Who Said Non-Muslims Weren't Allowed in Birmingham
1	1 Vote	City Kitchen: Cooking With Cauliflower, a Fiesty Vegetable That Can Literally Scare People to Sharks
1	1 Vote	In Russia Do They Even Mean? Seriously?