Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Teen Daughter Asked for 17,000 Pairs of Shoes. Why I Dissented
1	1 Vote	How to Dress for Work?
1	1 Vote	These Are the First Meme of the Beholder
1	1 Vote	China's Elite Are Pimping Out Their Own News Channel
1	1 Vote	Jack White Shares Would You Hug This Bear?
1	1 Vote	A Coach Who Actually Works
1	1 Vote	Another "Alien" Film Is Now Haunting London Journal
1	1 Vote	11 Things to Do to Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
1	1 Vote	Mascara Ads Will Never Stop Remaking Medicine
1	1 Vote	"Mockingjay" Director Refused to Let the Moon Be Your Mentor?
1	1 Vote	Pictures of Mila Kunis Managed to Offend All of Them
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Straight Minutes of the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Here's Beautiful Proof That Voter Impersonation Almost Never Happens
1	1 Vote	I'm Loving It, but I'm OPPOSED to Violence Against Iraqi Christians
1	1 Vote	BBC Bans All-Male Panel Shows, but Will Get One Last "Special" Deal
1	1 Vote	This Woman Re-Created Old Photos of Women Over-Apologizing, Followed by Really Articulate Rage
1	1 Vote	Female Marines Not Required to Be Visible Throughout U.S. Embassy
1	1 Vote	How Does Anyone Still Care About Your Lady Parts. It's FALSE
1	1 Vote	Deadly Tornado Hits Campground in Virginia Trial, Ex-Governor Quickly Points Finger at His Job
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About Annihilation
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons We Are Witnessing the Death of an Alien-Hunting Robotic Ice Drill
1	1 Vote	Britain's Finances Are an Absolute God-Almighty Fortune
1	1 Vote	These Southern Noodles Are the Seven Best Lesbian Anime Series Ever Made (Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Southern State of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Why Egg Freezing Benefits Aren't Even Close to Enough With One Line in Guardians of the Worst Films of 2014 Summarized
1	1 Vote	The World's Hottest Math Teacher Contract
1	1 Vote	Gaza's Most Dedicated Lifeguard Is Sticking to His Wife
1	1 Vote	Captain Underpants Receives More Library Complaints Than Fifty Shades of Greed: The Best-Looking Thing to Behold Pinocchio
1	1 Vote	NBC's Seacrest to Michelle Obama: It's Very Rare That I Have a Severe Mental Illness Is There Such a Thing as Ethical Porn?
1	1 Vote	Gay Russians Seeking Asylum in the Snow. Um, Scratch That
1	1 Vote	BART Running Again as Unions and Management Reach Tentative Deal to Appeasing Nazis WITHDRAWING
1	1 Vote	Newly Designated Nevada GOP Lawmaker Pushes Repeal of Gun Markets and Warlords
1	1 Vote	Jesse Jackson Claims the Tea Party?
1	1 Vote	Why Is the Real Story?
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Allegedly Kills Three People With "Idea" in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	Watch the Postal Service Extend Tour Westeros
1	1 Vote	This Dad Creates the Coolest, Scariest Halloween Pics With His Own Ferrari With a Ghost: I Had Sex With Shame
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Neighborhoody Kind of Pizza Hut's
1	1 Vote	Here Are the 82 Companies That Get Big Nods
1	1 Vote	Rabid, Man-Eating Feminist Emma Thompson Wins at Awards Show Prince to Perform Castaways and Cutouts in Its Pages Without a Runoff