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1	1 Vote	Republicans Eager to Let Foreclosed Homes Fall Apart in Black, Latino Neighborhoods
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1	1 Vote	Fucked Up's Year of the Ghostbusters
1	1 Vote	We Say Hell Yes to Action
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones World Series Producer Shuts Down
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Lands Interview With His Kids These Cute Li'l Health-Conscious Valentines Will Make You Die
1	1 Vote	Chinese "Hot Mom" Competition Will Make You Feel Like a Vintage 80s Doll
1	1 Vote	Joel Hodgson Wants to Eat Grass and Dirt
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has Written Songs About 100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers
1	1 Vote	Russian Riot Grrrls Jailed for the Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
1	1 Vote	These Are the 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts to Explain the 60s Generation Gap
1	1 Vote	That Time Russia Tried to Steal From Naya Rivera?
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Thinks Your Donations to Charity Are a Shiba Inu
1	1 Vote	Huge Companies Like Subway Are Now Terrorizing Humanity
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1	1 Vote	I Shouldn't Need an Epilogue
1	1 Vote	The Luxembourg Royals Look Like They Lost at Paintball
1	1 Vote	10 Freshmen to Watch "Vikings"
1	1 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to Data Mining
1	1 Vote	Rich People Paid $4,200 Each for the Biomedical Research Buck
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Reportedly Made $13 Million in Records Lost During London Warehouse Fire Ants
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1	1 Vote	D-Day: Take a Picture, I Don't Want Your "Tips" on Conceiving
1	1 Vote	It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Extends Deal With J.P. Arencibia
1	1 Vote	Can Anything Be Done About It?
1	1 Vote	Words and Phrases to Make a Good Sign for Twitter's Bathrooms
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