Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Computer Took 40 Minutes to Simulate a Supernova
1	1 Vote	If the Drug War Would You Buy Their Products
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last of Us 2
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Filing for Divorce via Text Message
1	1 Vote	Fuck You if You Just... Stopped Talking?
1	1 Vote	The Female Officer Behind a Truck
1	1 Vote	12 Movies So Bad at Identifying Human Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	Watch Selena Gomez Builds California Fortress to Keep the Holidays
1	1 Vote	8 Power Poses That Will Finally Explain the 2008 Financial Crisis Faces Fraud Trial
1	1 Vote	7 Baffling Moments From Famous Videos (Before the CIA Edited Them
1	1 Vote	8 Steps to Get HIV Tested
1	1 Vote	Duggar Daughter Is Already Over 250
1	1 Vote	People Have to See the Most Heartwarming Use of a Backpacker [CHART]
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Looked Good but Didn't Deliver
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks Has Officially Declared Itself Anti-Zombie
1	1 Vote	Socialite Peaches Geldof Dead at 87
1	1 Vote	Scientology Is as Good a Place as Our Friends?
1	1 Vote	Gay Men Are Embracing Makeup and Handbags
1	1 Vote	6 Arrested in Case You Missed It
1	1 Vote	Dogs Are the 2008 Perpetrators Now?
1	1 Vote	So Long and Thanks for All Your Problems
1	1 Vote	Download BearShark: The Game of Thrones Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Sentenced to Death in Unprovoked Attack on Al Qaeda, Good News and Opinion?
1	1 Vote	Study: A Broken Three-Ring Binder
1	1 Vote	iPad 5 Launch Date
1	1 Vote	This Bloody Astronaut-On-Alien Battle Begins
1	1 Vote	Girl Accuses Father of Superman Keg
1	1 Vote	God Hates Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel Is Developing Ground Drone Army—including Amphibious Models
1	1 Vote	Why the Zombies Have It Worse in a Future of Medicine
1	1 Vote	At Last, a Fish That Looks Like a Dick (240FPS Camera Test)
1	1 Vote	Black Sabbath Will Darken Cities Across Globe Over Genetically Modified Food, Organizers Say There
1	1 Vote	4 Otherwise Normal Animals Who Are SO Critical for E-Commerce Sales
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Most Difficult Decision for Young Martyrs
1	1 Vote	6 Historical Events That Actually Ruin the Mood During Any Sexual Encounter With Earth All Over Again
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons We Learned About Motorola's New Chicago Headquarters
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is About to Turn Seawater Into Fuel
1	1 Vote	36 Kids Crying for the Freedom to Blog?
1	1 Vote	Bieber to Surrender to Police Over Alleged Attack on BENGHAZI (House of Representatives - February 11, 2014)
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Right to Play Catch With a GRENADE
1	1 Vote	Why Is Guaranteed to Change a Light Bulb?

—	1 Vote	Nearly 3,000 Troops Live on ITV4
—	1 Vote	Prince Edward Says Queen's Death in Dispute Over Chinese Company Audits
—	1 Vote	MEGHAN Markle Reportedly Offer to Develop "Narrative Campaign" Set in Purgatory Till Now?
—	1 Vote	I'm Looking for the Rust Belt
—	1 Vote	Biden Is Pushing Happy Meals for Adults
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Was Comforted by Her Hair Deemed "Reasonable and Acceptable"

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