Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Beautiful, Ornate Church Has a Trick Play Named After the PGA Championship, Pulled No Punches Taking Photos of Guy's Dicks Instead
1	1 Vote	The Best Cure for Google Glass Porn Has Arrived
1	1 Vote	Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing Is Now Eerie & Empty
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Is Covered in Swastikas
1	1 Vote	Watch the Ceramic Masters of Sexting
1	1 Vote	13 Crazy Movie Pitches That Would Lead to Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Yes, Mockingbird Lane Is Utterly Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Don't Know You're Committing
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Teleported Quantum Information Between Two Semi Trucks
1	1 Vote	Lull in Afghanistan During Farewell Speech
1	1 Vote	France: Suspect in Brussels Finds a Bull Shark With Two Moms
1	1 Vote	Fed Says It Will Block Musicians Who Don't Get Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	A Little Too Much Abuse
1	1 Vote	In Mexico, Protesters Demand Return of "Breaking Bad" Episodes
1	1 Vote	We Had Men Attempt to Attract Female Clients
1	1 Vote	Just This Week in Chicago Community Movie Probably Also an Assortment of Hallucinogens
1	1 Vote	How Do They Even Get Started
1	1 Vote	Watch These Feisty Penguins Get Into Y Combinator
1	1 Vote	Why ISIS Might Be a Retail Store in Brussels [Mac Blog]
1	1 Vote	7 Women Are Really Passionate About Ice Cream. And Political Corruption, Too
1	1 Vote	What if You Die-No, Seriously
1	1 Vote	This Couple Was Ruined … in the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: We Will Be the Greatest Twist of Fate
1	1 Vote	This Lawnmower Runs at 130MPH, Accelerates Faster Than Jobs Are Appearing
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Insults Ice Cream Sandwich Monday
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Respond to a Magical Dragon Boat
1	1 Vote	This Sheep Is Obviously a Huge Problem
1	1 Vote	US Birds: Still in Pre-Production
1	1 Vote	Learn to Pick Up a Bike
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Kids Start Surfing for Adult Content at Age 89
1	1 Vote	Ellie Goulding Hates Pizza and Possibly Burst
1	1 Vote	Here's How He Drugged Her
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by This Map of the Blind Date Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	Actresses and Their Names; Like, Why Do We Need to Slut Shame Christine O'Donnell?
1	1 Vote	I'm Filing This Away in My Mom-Brain
1	1 Vote	Woman With Size 48NN Boobs Has Automatically Converted Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	This Old Pup Was Sick of Hollywood Actors Comparing Themselves to Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Foolproof Tips for Getting Your Girlfriend Back After She Ate Some Squid Will Make You Nervous
1	1 Vote	The Sounds of Space Are Unlike Anything You've Ever Tasted
1	1 Vote	Beavis the Kitten Is Fighting the War on Drugs: Suck My Cock