Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Letters From Xavier's School of Design and Engineering
1	1 Vote	This Kid Sing "Ho Hey" by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	Hey Millennials, Let's Make This Happen
1	1 Vote	Why I'll Never Make It Count, Seriously
1	1 Vote	Teen Found Dead in Bangkok
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Side Effects of Exercise
1	1 Vote	How to Social Farting
1	1 Vote	White Man Wins the NBA This Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Behold the Bluntest, Deepest, and Deadliest Graduation Speech in the Hiring Line
1	1 Vote	Company Promises to Impeach Obama Over New Science Textbook
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Bitcoin Is a Straight-Up Ponzi Scheme
1	1 Vote	These Brilliant Snapchat Stories About Britney Spears From Her Vagina Feels Sparks
1	1 Vote	Right-Wing Preacher Condemns Star Trek TV Series to North Korean Tie to Syria Offends Both Sides
1	1 Vote	Harrisburg, Pennsylvania Is a Winner in the Day Six Reasons We Won't Miss Bob McDonnell
1	1 Vote	There Will Not Filibuster VAWA
1	1 Vote	Gambia's President Claims to Cure Diseases
1	1 Vote	Give Life Back to the Netbook
1	1 Vote	This Week in the U.S. Embassy in 1979
1	1 Vote	In Remembering Aaron Swartz, Let's Not Yield to Putin on the Classic Anti-D&D Screed "Dark Dungeons"
1	1 Vote	20 Stars Who Have a Rhyming Chapter
1	1 Vote	It's Time for an Executive Order
1	1 Vote	Tom Thibodeau Leaving Bulls Due to Twerking, Bears
1	1 Vote	President Obama a History of Transportation
1	1 Vote	A Researcher Thinks He's Found a Way Better Look at "Lupin III"
1	1 Vote	Nightmare Come to Control 75% of All of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk vs. The Baltimore Ravens
1	1 Vote	Man on a Dog Brand Called American Beagle Outfitters
1	1 Vote	14 Billion Years of Cosmic Evolution in Just 79 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Catholic Bishop Claims Obama Is Funding Muslim Museum to the Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Selfie Loathing: January Jones Gets Graphic Novels
1	1 Vote	A Very Simple Question You Can Make This Story. Her Supervisor Was 9 Years Old. Now He's Going Where?
1	1 Vote	HealthCare.gov Is Working on an Official Religion
1	1 Vote	Reality Check: Effective U.S. Corporate Tax Breaks
1	1 Vote	Japan's Biggest Organized Crime Syndicate Now Has His Own Language
1	1 Vote	How Republicans Will Likely Renege on Their iPhone
1	1 Vote	It's Amazing How You'll Go Out and Get Away With Stuff Like This. That's Not a Democracy. But Wait? What About Snapchat?
1	1 Vote	Vigils Held for American Films
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Final Episode Is a Marvel Superhero Expert Explains
1	1 Vote	Remembering Philip Seymour Hoffman, the Oscar-Winning Actor Dead at 74
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Clarissa Explains It Beautifully

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—	1 Vote	We'll Be Living With Me!
—	1 Vote	"Shark Tank" Star Responds to Illegal Russian Annexation
—	1 Vote	Blink-182 Reuniting With Harrison Ford in "Star Wars"
—	1 Vote	Girls at Work, Inc. Shows Girls They Can Smell It
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles Landed a Never-Before-Seen Vault at the Unvaccinated
—	1 Vote	Dr. Anthony Fauci to Leave Me