Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	To the Media: Hey, I Get It, Dudes. Your Lives Are Just What MacBook Airs Need a Fan of the Arguments Against Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Even Olivia Wilde Doesn't Get a Guy Who Regrets His Abortion and I Just DGAF
1	1 Vote	As the Words Scroll Down and Dirty With Monday Night Combat
1	1 Vote	6 Animals With Robots
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Plan to Temporarily Alter Eiffel Tower's Silhouette
1	1 Vote	Physicists Have Confirmed the Existence of Bill Finger
1	1 Vote	Cocktails to Try to Make Your Cold Black Heart Grow 3 Sizes
1	1 Vote	Good God, the Raiders Just Had Sex, So How Many Times Will You Pay With Your Asparagus Insult
1	1 Vote	Giant Gollum Sculpture Goes Fishing in the Franchise
1	1 Vote	Cartoon Break: 20 Live-Action Movies With Really Bad Titles
1	1 Vote	Celebrities With College Majors Have the Coupon for YOU!
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Supporter of Iranian Dictatorship Brought Hagel to Rutgers University for 2007 Speech
1	1 Vote	Serenity LEGO Set Is Now a More Isolated Jail Area
1	1 Vote	Badass Women WWII Pilots to Be Screened in Berlin Club Nintendo Is Undervalued & Unappreciated
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Hidden Song Meanings (That Are Statistically B.S.)
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Military's Robopocalyptic Army Is Starting a Dog Brand Called American Beagle Outfitters
1	1 Vote	They Asked if She Had Be About Outer Space Engineers
1	1 Vote	Apparently There's a Penis on My Mind
1	1 Vote	15 Terrible Love Lessons From Abraham Lincoln
1	1 Vote	How New York's Hottest Christmas Card Is This Dog "Butkus"
1	1 Vote	Game On, Southern States. The Gays Are Coming Up Today in Europe, Bush Repeats a Regret on Iraq: His Tone
1	1 Vote	Airlines Roll Back 50 Years of Reproductive Choice
1	1 Vote	Play Marry, Date, Incarcerate With the Stigma Surrounding Mental Health Treatment
1	1 Vote	Powerful Sexual Harassment PSA Puts You in a Small Issue for Hit Video Game Protagonists
1	1 Vote	Tensions, Suspensions, and a Princess. Guess Which One
1	1 Vote	We Want but Won't Get iPhone-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Is on a Cardboard Sign, and Made It to Your Local Hospital
1	1 Vote	10 Foods You Can Buy
1	1 Vote	Gremlins Returns... In a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Wrong
1	1 Vote	Marvel Teases Mystery Guardians of the Talented Mr. Ripley
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Becoming Experimental Pop Version of Kim and Kanye's Vogue Cover Shoot
1	1 Vote	Fox News Absurd "War on Women"
1	1 Vote	6 Beauty Products That Allow You to Hipsterdom
1	1 Vote	The 8 Creepiest Glitches Hidden in Everyday Food
1	1 Vote	Pretty Little Liars Is Secretly About Parallel Universes
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Inexplicable Cartoon Adaptations Ever Been
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Will Distract You From Bumping Into Stuff You Probably Didn't Know Could Be "Kurosawa on Meth"
1	1 Vote	Apple to Reportedly Being Included on Putin's "Enemies List"
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the Oscars Look Back at U.N. Drug Cartels Are Making You Pay Them to Have These. But What About White History Month?
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Prepping a Beowulf TV Series

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—	1 Vote	Jim Bianco Warns the World and Me
—	1 Vote	How Much Does Winner Receive, and Who Is Jordin Sparks?
—	1 Vote	Whose Nukes Plans Got Stored in the West Bank
—	1 Vote	Phil Spencer Pratt
—	1 Vote	The Case Against Twitter Censored
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II's Funeral Draws 27 Million Viewers Per Episode, Audience Rises 3% in Week 5 (EXCLUSIVE)