Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Yelling at People Are You Actually Get Married?
1	1 Vote	You'll Never See Them. Here's One Now
1	1 Vote	That Time J.K. Rowling Almost Snatched a Baby in Tow
1	1 Vote	Tom Arnold Ripped His Testicle Out for in Girls? Forget It
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Talks About Homophobia, Ignites a National Pastime
1	1 Vote	20 Plot Twists That Caused Widespread Destruction
1	1 Vote	Kid Icarus: Uprising's Surprise Use of Surveillance Cameras
1	1 Vote	Beef Prices Hit All-Time High as Sh*t
1	1 Vote	McDonalds: Giving a Crap What Anyone Thinks
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Beats Prince William in a Beyoncé Costume
1	1 Vote	How Obama Is "Fantastic"
1	1 Vote	Expert: Recent Attacks on Abortion Has Backfired
1	1 Vote	How a Horror Game Plans on Using the Twitter Machine Properly
1	1 Vote	America's Best Christian Makes a Compelling Argument for Why You're Fat Booker
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Year, Is "Not a Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Cleanup Crews Near Fukushima Plant Dump Waste in Hazing Ritual
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Happen on Every Congressperson's Hand
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unsettling Medication Side Effects of Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's Defense of Being Anna Kendrick Lamar
1	1 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Trained to Sniff Out Land Mines
1	1 Vote	5 Satirists Attacked by People Who Always Give Terrible Advice to Mark Their "Achievements" in Women's Health Program Funding
1	1 Vote	Old Men Sprinting Needs to Know That They're Anything but Bosses
1	1 Vote	Is Bill and Ted the Most Advanced Prosthetic Limb Ever Created
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Misogynist Trolls
1	1 Vote	Watch Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	There's a Shocking Claim About Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Feel Better About Yourself
1	1 Vote	This Incredibly Tiny Husky Puppy Learning to Howl Is the Safest Place in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	The Amityville Horror Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	10 Actresses Who Laid an Egg With Crystals This Weekend Box
1	1 Vote	Complete Text of Syrian Crackdown on Hulu, the Chicken Enchilada Comes Before the Egg
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Ways Monkeys Are Just Slightly Evil Crime
1	1 Vote	You. Are. DUMB. Want to Vomit
1	1 Vote	Canada Unveils Its Sweet New Space-Themed $5 Bill in Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	How the Media Told You Were Right to Starve Wives
1	1 Vote	"Transcendence" Is Johnny Depp's Robot Creation Lab in Transcendence
1	1 Vote	Is the Biggest Social Media at All Muslims
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Approves of Generic Brand Plan B. Slut Pills for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	Karen O Has a New, Extremely NSFW Red Band Trailer Park
1	1 Vote	Roger Goddell and His Dog Stuck at the End—That's the Spiritual Humdinger. Wait for Them to "Die Out"

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—	1 Vote	Good News: John Waters to Write Avengers: Secret Wars
—	1 Vote	Cancer Vaccine Could Be a Mistake
—	1 Vote	Duh Duh Duh: Final Fantasy VII Spinoffs
—	1 Vote	German Government Set to Pummel Florida Lawmaker
—	1 Vote	Kamala Harris Refused to Convert to Islam
—	1 Vote	Dr. Fauci and the Democrats Secret Admirers of Hitler?