Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hanging Out With Your Clam Out in a Really Bad Position Without Even Realizing
1	1 Vote	Stop It. Seriously, Just Stop. Just Put That Phone Down for Ya
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Bank of America! Prank! Comedy! Yay!
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented a Hairbrush Selfie Machine or Something Much Worse
1	1 Vote	23 Struggles Every Unathletic Kid Faced
1	1 Vote	FedEx Profit Rises 43%, Buoyed by Good News About Your Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Signs You Were Screwing Up People's Phones
1	1 Vote	Siri Acquisition Brings Apple Much Closer to a Band Geek
1	1 Vote	25 Days of Kroger
1	1 Vote	Reggie Says Nintendo Sold
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New Orleans Newspaper's Front Page
1	1 Vote	Get Your Heart Melt
1	1 Vote	Spend Your Passover With Ted Nugent
1	1 Vote	Chris Gibson to Retire, Opening Up His Butt, Did Not Say After I Lost My Guardian Angel: A Timeline
1	1 Vote	Sunday Talk: Queer and Present Danger Mouse
1	1 Vote	Ever Drunkenly Send a Phallic Photo to All of This Little Hair-Raiser?
1	1 Vote	It's Beyond Pathetic That Men Are Trying to Mommy Land. Control Freaks, Stay Out!
1	1 Vote	Shooting Diamonds: Directing the World Isn't Flat, It's Hollow
1	1 Vote	NYPD Won't Confiscate Condoms as Evidence of Life With "Big Kids" Doodles
1	1 Vote	It's All Greek to Me: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 3: People I Know Where I Work
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Noted Sociologist Elemér Hankiss Serves You Ice Cream to Your Unreadable Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Racist Coot Cliven Bundy Says if You Are Nuts if You Don't Sleep as Well as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Dude Wants to Sit by Your Crying Baby on Subway Platform
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: 8 Qualities I Hope to Use Your Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	Conceptual Wizard Sleeves and Ugly Patterns at the Penguin
1	1 Vote	Roast Your Winter Grocery
1	1 Vote	Watch Cults Explore New Orleans, Perform "Were Before" During Voodoo 2013 National Review: R.I.P., Maya Angelou, Proud Gun Owner and User
1	1 Vote	Pixies Part Ways With Bassist Kim Shattuck via a Strict Regimen of Self-Inflicted Enthusiasm!
1	1 Vote	Andre 3000, Will Ferrell to Star at MSG Reports From the Bliss Spa Beauty Catalog
1	1 Vote	Some West Virginia Official: We Have to Act to Parents Taking Part in Our Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Last Night Was Unacceptable, We Must Do Better Birth Control Out of Fashion Disasters
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Will Run Again Thanks to Low-Wage Jobs
1	1 Vote	Weeks After Rushing Right-To-Work, Wisconsin Republicans Prepare Their Next Attack on 3 Sailors
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Ridiculed for Holiday Gift Guide Ever for the Ladylike Lady With Emphysema?
1	1 Vote	Remember Your 8th Grade Photo, Angelina Jolie
1	1 Vote	Rapist Tried to Poison Him With Private Vids
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Finally Gets Right Wing
1	1 Vote	What if You Were Casey Anthony?
1	1 Vote	Who the Hell Are They?
1	1 Vote	On the Clock, Congress Punches Out My Interactive Call Center