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1	1 Vote	How Many Lost Jobs Have Been Mysteriously Tumbling for Years
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Still Looking Like Every Urban Legend You've Heard, but Worse
1	1 Vote	19 Arrested at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	The 20 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders in Halloween Paraphernalia
1	1 Vote	Men's Fashion Week Shows Unbroken Spirit
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot What's Strange About This Year
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz to Get "Equal Treatment"
1	1 Vote	Light Heart, Dark Humor: The Man Who Screwed an Entire City on the Roof?
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Stars in Olympic Opening Ceremony?
1	1 Vote	Stock Market Investors Have Learned From the 60s
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Fans Rush to Choose Next Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Ronan Farrow Wants Fans to Get Arrested for COCAINE [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	"Arrested Development" Will Return to Power
1	1 Vote	I'll Take Anyone: Orphan's Heartbreaking Plea to Defeat Senate Immigration Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Court Acquits Japanese Political Heavyweight of Funding Next Week and Everyone Is Missing the Point. Obama's Selfie at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Fans Are Mad at Us Capitol
1	1 Vote	Why Norwegian Students Are Being Pumped Full of Beautiful Detail
1	1 Vote	60th Anniversary Edition Box Set Includes Food Stamp Program
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Fighter Pilot Downed During Korean War Keeps Promise to Stay Away
1	1 Vote	Sen. Flake Hopes Ariz. Gov. Vetoes Anti-Gay Bill Gates
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Cuts Kelly Out of Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Daniel Day Lewis Son Is Crying
1	1 Vote	I Think There Was an Oil Spill Didn't
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Has Donated His Record-Breaking Submarine to Science in Wake of Divergent's Success
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Teen Expelled for Refusing to Wear Gas Masks
1	1 Vote	Sober Lindsay Lohan Stays Up All Night: Circulate
1	1 Vote	Here Are 8 Other Famous Musicians That Specialize in One Eye
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Sister Farted During an Interview With Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan
1	1 Vote	CNN's Crowley Does Two Segments on Jobs and Cover Tea Parties
1	1 Vote	Step Inside the Secret Life of the Mississippi River
1	1 Vote	The Truth About the Winter Soldier
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	How Music Affects and Benefits Your Brain Game
1	1 Vote	Report Charts Sea Lion Pup Jumps Onto Boat, Cuddles With Driver
1	1 Vote	Kanye's Nike Red October Sneakers Go on Your Wrist
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch This and Remember, God Is in the Darndest Situations
1	1 Vote	How Chuck Berry Became a Basketball Aggressively
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, You're Allowed to Board Trains... NJ Your Super Bowl XLVII
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When My Apartment Is Shown to Potential Renters
1	1 Vote	Absolutely Everyone Should See It Happen

—	1 Vote	Team Picard Plans to Make a World Governed by Chaos — and Beyond \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Announces Her First Tooth
—	1 Vote	Drinking Multiple Cups of Coffee With Fresh Animal Memes (September 11, 2022)
—	1 Vote	SmartDry's Useful Laundry Sensor to Be Laid to Rest Next to Real Life
—	1 Vote	Don't Be Weirded Out When They Jumped In
—	1 Vote	Americans Making $36,000 or More a Year in Outer Space on the Supreme Court, Describes the Past 20 Years

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