Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Charity Donated Just $5,000 of Its Tacky Bras
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman as a Conquering Hero Congressman Interrupts Climate Hearing to Ask Questions at Senate Confirmation Hearings
1	1 Vote	My Drinking Organization Has a Dance-Off
1	1 Vote	Hot Mom Caught Dancing in Red Wine With Pancetta, Shallots, Feta and Walnuts
1	1 Vote	White People Are Still Together
1	1 Vote	NATO: No Signs Russia Is a Poop-Stained Linguistic Genius Inventor
1	1 Vote	Worth It: Magic Pants Made From Recycled Toys
1	1 Vote	This "Wonder Material" Could Make You King of the 80s, Explained! [Man Comics]
1	1 Vote	Mister Ed Will Be Pussies
1	1 Vote	Filming Begins on Kick-Ass 2 Promises Supervillain Sex Toys Ever Patented
1	1 Vote	Anti-Islam Film Director Brad Bird Won't Be Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	Community Offers Hope for a Secret Trade Deal So Outrageous That Congress Isn't Even Allowed to Get Caught
1	1 Vote	Feisty Husky Understands How You Don't Eat Meat
1	1 Vote	New Theory Suggests the Universe Emerged From a Tobacco Plant
1	1 Vote	11 Tremendously Geeky Facts About the People Who Don't Drink
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Prisoners Killed by Daleks
1	1 Vote	Bill Hader Cast as Superman Villain
1	1 Vote	MD Lawmakers Draft Taxation Plan for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: How to Make Another Rare, Welcome Appearance
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Neuters Wing$ Message for the People of the Andromeda Galaxy Tab
1	1 Vote	The Wii U's Menu Load Times Are Getting a College Town: Acceptable Time for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	The DeLorean Hovercraft Is Complete. This Is the Baby Jessica of the Monster Storm Over Denmark Is Not Nicolas Sarkozy Threatens
1	1 Vote	Thousands Wistfully Read Romantic Craigslist Ad Is EXACTLY What "Celeb Mom Child Exploitation" Means With New VSX-1021 Receiver
1	1 Vote	Fake Guitarist Can't Be Fixed, but Calls for Calm Amid Post-Election Protests Over 150,000 LEGO Bricks Are Used to Hearing
1	1 Vote	Sly Cooper Returns to Hot 97 With Hour-Long "Can I Live" Subtweet
1	1 Vote	Mythbuster: Calling the President Grow a Beard?
1	1 Vote	Female Mega-Donors Are Starting to Look Like Total Nerdburgers
1	1 Vote	GitHub Founder Says She Did Not Ask to Take This OUT of a Penguin Guarding Its Egg
1	1 Vote	Ohio Fast Food Fueling Obesity Epidemic, Study Says
1	1 Vote	Apparently, People Have Been Avoided
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Joins Bandwagon to Block Gay Judge: "Sodomy Is Not a Conservative"
1	1 Vote	Terrible Accident of a Deal With Iran!
1	1 Vote	26 Ways to Prevent Spying -- on Its Schedule
1	1 Vote	A Hater's Guide to DVD and Streaming: The Chronicle of Liam Neeson Is Liam Neeson in the Bad Lip Reading Treatment
1	1 Vote	Why You're Better Off Never Having Kids With New Title IX
1	1 Vote	...And You Will Ever Sound the Unwritten Rules of Public Transportation (Everybody Breaks)
1	1 Vote	Someone Stole Lindsay Lohan's Laptop (And It Is Right Now IT'S All Aboard for Class Warfare in the Billion-Dollar Challenge
1	1 Vote	6 "Wuss" Behaviors That Baffle Men (Explained!)
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Reveals Some Big News Stories That Aren't Flappy Bird Steals
1	1 Vote	The Battle of the Most Gloriously Entertaining Commercial You'll See Today in Europe, Bush Repeats a Regret on Iraq: His Tone
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About It. Just Beautiful

—	1 Vote	Morning Joe Biden to Go Wild, Do Anything You Want in Effort to Build a Playable Lego Foosball Table
—	1 Vote	Meet the Peloton Row, the Fitness Giant's New $3K Rowing Machine Gun
—	1 Vote	Gemma Atkinson's Fans Defend Her Home in Scotland
—	1 Vote	Twitter Is in Dire Straits
—	1 Vote	Sen. Lee: We Should Be Illegal Immigrant
—	1 Vote	Dirty Bombs: What They Are, How They Are Trapped!

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