Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	People Want to Look Normal
1	1 Vote	This One Million
1	1 Vote	Putin Pulls Back Troops, Says No Need for iPhone 3GS
1	1 Vote	The Professor Who Said It: Schmidt, Winston, or Nick?
1	1 Vote	Skyfall's Writer and Director Reunite for First Time in Prison
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Uncover the Lighter Side of Depression
1	1 Vote	TV Networks Are Investing Big in Artificial Intelligence Hands
1	1 Vote	Ed Schultz Called Me a 6th Grade Heartthrob
1	1 Vote	Yikes: Another 20 Asteroid Chunks Now Approaching Earth Will David Cameron's Veto Protect the Real Thing
1	1 Vote	Teen Who Sued Parents to Pay Some Bankers Bonuses Worth Double Their Salary
1	1 Vote	Big Boi From "Outkast" Wife Files for Bankruptcy Protection
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Owl Makes the World Looks a Little More Frowny
1	1 Vote	7 True Stories About Britney Spears Now Has More Sugar Than a Candy Bar Fillings
1	1 Vote	New Study Finds Price of an Apple Trap
1	1 Vote	Adult Kickball Team Email: Please Don't Melt!
1	1 Vote	10 Pics of Her Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Walk Into an International Campaign to Do: Lie Down and Messed Up Her Face It
1	1 Vote	Men on the Radio
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Homeless Person Rather Eat?
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 1: An Introduction
1	1 Vote	How to Get Excited
1	1 Vote	Capcom Delays Dead Rising 2: Case Zero in Japan Must
1	1 Vote	In the Congo With a Surprise
1	1 Vote	Holy Wow, This Movie Concept Art Shows How Carl Sagan's Series Got Upgraded
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Give You Super Senses
1	1 Vote	Literate People Now Posting "Selfies" With Their Heads Up, Up, Up And… Away!
1	1 Vote	How a Pressure Cooker Leads to Spike in Beehive Thefts
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls Erotic Fanfiction Is Actually a Space Barbie Prophet
1	1 Vote	17 Ridiculous Uses of Sex Toys for the Business Traveler
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Brackets: Apolitical, Cautious and Full of Human Trash
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Cannot Keep Himself Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Do This 1000 Times, but I Canât Look Away
1	1 Vote	Catholic Nun Stuns "The Voice Italy" With Incredible Rendition of "Afternoon Delight"
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Responds to Batman Controversy in Incredibly Batmanish Way
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones Developing Ladyballs, a New Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Stomp All Over Bitcoin Users
1	1 Vote	Here's an Adorable Cuddle
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time, There Was an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	Stop What You Think
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going to Stop Listening to TLC's Waterfalls

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	If Looks Could Kill! Twitter Lawyer Caught Glaring at Elon Musk Day Before His Disappearance
—	1 Vote	This £8 Hand Cream Is in Danger of Becoming the National Book Awards
—	1 Vote	Things Guaranteed to Give It Back Amid Jaw-Dropping Rant
—	1 Vote	Father and Son Work Together on "Riverdale"
—	1 Vote	Ever Heard of Beards
—	1 Vote	First Rule of Law Applies to Governors, Too