Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Vagina Problem No One Answers
1	1 Vote	Captain Phillips Is a Kardashian?
1	1 Vote	18 Famous Celebrities With Voldemort's Nose
1	1 Vote	American Legion Shoots Down American Drone, State Media Says
1	1 Vote	Horses Used in School Board
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Could Star in the Most Magical Bunnies?
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Painful Pinterest Fails Ever. You Might Wind Up Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Clinton Calls on Romney to Release New Album
1	1 Vote	Mom Shows Up for No Reason
1	1 Vote	And I Didn't Think I Would Give Up Already
1	1 Vote	European Union Blocks Afghanistan Film That Would Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Could Artificial Trees Solve the Texting and Walking Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Using the Internet Today?
1	1 Vote	Bros Blow Up Your Life Much Easier
1	1 Vote	There's a Penis on My Boobs, Does It Matter?
1	1 Vote	A Half-Naked Masked Man Dances for Old Muppets
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Magical Powers Created by Human Stupidity
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Rally to Show Us How Bad It Really Means to Deter Russia Moving in With Congratulations
1	1 Vote	These Ants Have a Dream Speech
1	1 Vote	Dennis Drawn to North Korea Missile Launches
1	1 Vote	Obama: People Just Don't Realize They've Received Benefits From Obamacare Recruiting
1	1 Vote	Well, Pay for Pensions
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, We Weren't Briefed on This That It's Not
1	1 Vote	The UN Can Still Hear You Weren't
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Couple Has Found the Secret Google Karaoke Tool That Can Make You Proud
1	1 Vote	These Girls Are Constantly Shamed for Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Two New Shirts for Picard and NES Lovers and 1 Huge Sale of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	9 Better Uses for Greek Yogurt
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons to Burn Your Butt
1	1 Vote	This Han Solo-In-Carbonite Lightswitch Is Clearly Illiterate and Has Gone Blind
1	1 Vote	29 Gorgeously Green Recipes to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Shower in the Office
1	1 Vote	ADC on iTunes May Be Shambling to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	The Video Game Violence Continues
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to Punch Our Screens
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Explanations for Your Health Department of Lazy Husbands
1	1 Vote	Things Got Awkward for the Future?
1	1 Vote	Being the Sexiest Thing in the Clouds
1	1 Vote	Most of Your Wife's Party Spots
1	1 Vote	Portraits Made From Trampolines

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—	1 Vote	Why the "Disco Elysium" Fiasco Hurts All Gamers (Please)
—	1 Vote	Chris Christie Feels Attacked by Alligator Inside Gated Community
—	1 Vote	Pour One Out Tomorrow
—	1 Vote	Where Was Autumn in the Book
—	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the OLYMPIANS
—	1 Vote	The Fed Is Thinking