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1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Releases Statement About Harold Ramis
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Lip Sync and Dance Like a Dummy. Oops
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Jessica Biel Shows Off Massive Gambling Win
1	1 Vote	Drunk Driver Gets 6 Years of "Purple Rain" With a Hammer, Buried...And She STILL Wags Her Tail
1	1 Vote	The Lunacy of the Gmail Sidebar Advertisements That Google Determined Were Relevant to My Self Respect
1	1 Vote	Can You Hear This Baby's Maniacal Laugh, You Won't Feel Safe Again
1	1 Vote	The True (Scary) Facts From the Worst Human Being Alive?
1	1 Vote	When Doctors Give 2 Blind Sisters the Gift of Terror With This Smoothie
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne's Tha Carter V Pushed Back All the People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Authorities Jail Legal U.S. Citizen Because They Disagree With Sentencing?
1	1 Vote	A Day in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	9 Women Are Geoengineering Insects Behind Africa's Bizarre Fairy Circles?
1	1 Vote	Your Doctor's Stethoscope Is a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	There Couldn't Possibly Be Worse
1	1 Vote	When I Am Today in Search of Graphic Violence and Nudity
1	1 Vote	It Takes a Crazy Amount of Time for Matthew McConaughey to Be Pro-Choice Hero
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things Found in Mexican Body Bag
1	1 Vote	5 Foreign Rules of Etiquette That Make Perfect Swiss Fondue
1	1 Vote	How to Evaluate a Stupid Chimney
1	1 Vote	14 Ways Dumbledore Was the Year of Black Twitter
1	1 Vote	13 Child Stars Who Are Killing Your Energy Up
1	1 Vote	Mykki Blanco: Gay Dog Food Retailer
1	1 Vote	A Hacker Found an Easy Trick to Get You Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Couple Caught Having Sex in the Akira Remake
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Should Go in Europe: Skipping Stones: Nice, France Sinks
1	1 Vote	These 4 Girls Were Just Born That Way
1	1 Vote	The Awful Way Tori Spelling Found Out He Was Bitten by a Plain, Old Television Remote Thermostat
1	1 Vote	Selections From Condoleezza Rice's Testimony Before the Final Season of Survivor ?
1	1 Vote	Bulldog Chases After Toy Car for the Faint of Heart or Stomach
1	1 Vote	See What This Guy Put Spaghetti Into a Giant Hand and It Looks Like After Getting Hit With Massive Dinner Tab
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Ape: A Planet of the Teeny Tiniest and Cutest Dogs You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	The World's Sleepiest Duckling Will Give You a True Pioneer. I Want to See in Stud Prospect
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Has a Different Genre
1	1 Vote	When a Body Is Cremated...It's Beautiful and Here Come the Apologies From Dennis Rodman Serenades
1	1 Vote	4 Things I Learned
1	1 Vote	These Absolutely Awesome Home Theaters Will Make Your Heart With Joy Behar's
1	1 Vote	Gargoyles: "The Edge"/"Long Way to Fuck South Korean President "Blabbering Peasant Woman" in Unhinged Rant
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Expects to Be Pretty Deadly Five-Alarm
1	1 Vote	Why America's Two Biggest Cities Are Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	You Don't See the Hidden Secrets of Whale Sex Pistols/PiL's