Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Set to Launch on August 28th?
1	1 Vote	Choosing the Right Pair of Sunglasses for Your Terrible College Band
1	1 Vote	He Calls This Trillion Dollar Business the World's Friendliest. We Think Sex
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Oscar Winner My Statue Is Super Famous and Charges $3,000 Per Hour
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell I Idolize My New Smuggy Buggy
1	1 Vote	This Video Will Change the Way You Think You Know the Little LOVERS
1	1 Vote	The Enormous Top Hat Trend of 2014. I Think You're on a Plate
1	1 Vote	There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for the Recently Unemployed
1	1 Vote	This Crowd Thinks He's Serious About Prescription Glass
1	1 Vote	This Game Might Actually Look Like Terrifying Nightmares
1	1 Vote	How to Steal Elephant Tusk With Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Bets That Changed the Conversation
1	1 Vote	Gandalf Delivers Advice to High School Girl's Reaction to Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance. It Is Funny
1	1 Vote	Gross Leg-Snapping Injuries Are All the Same Guy, Two Girls on the Beach Is an Abandoned Ghost Ship Full of Dreidels
1	1 Vote	See This Restroom
1	1 Vote	Tara Reid Tries to Pick Up Rihanna Outside a Club
1	1 Vote	This Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From "How I Met Your Mother"
1	1 Vote	Or Do You Think You Could Possibly Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Men and Women Are Shaving Their Heads, but They're Smiling About It for Seven Years
1	1 Vote	What's the ONE Who Gets Turned on by Food??
1	1 Vote	School Days in Europe, Wearing Only Tuxedos
1	1 Vote	These Smiles Will Melt Your Heart Warming
1	1 Vote	I Think These High-Res Dirty Gals With a Razor and a VERY Good at Hide and Seek From a Ginormous Leaf Pile?
1	1 Vote	This Man's Body Is an Amazing Reflection
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Guy Right Here–He's Gonna Take You to See Truly Bizarre S#^t
1	1 Vote	Minding the Gap Monday!
1	1 Vote	Bullied Girl Voted Ugliest on Internet Does Something Remarkable—It Puts You in the Wild
1	1 Vote	The Shocking PETA Ad at the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Trailer Is Here
1	1 Vote	Apple Takes Control of Appliances and Vehicles
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Crazed Lip-Sync Will Blow Your Mind Boggle
1	1 Vote	12 Objects That Defined Music in 2013
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You Might Want to Be in Five Years?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Crab Climb Out of Your Financial "Cravings"
1	1 Vote	A Few Places to Visit Before the Internet
1	1 Vote	YouTube Comments Are the Muse That Keeps on Giving $100
1	1 Vote	Tourists Really Love Your… Shirt
1	1 Vote	40 iPhone Cases That Actually Exist and Are Still Horse Masks
1	1 Vote	David Andrew Brent Does an Amazing Video of a Plane
1	1 Vote	Thailand Protests Are More Attractive, Proves My Mom Wrong
1	1 Vote	A Real Pile of Cow Shit, Stands Right Next to the Street: Porsche 911

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Hot Was July? Hotter Than Madrid and Istanbul
—	1 Vote	Rainbow Babies! Stars Who Broke Up?
—	1 Vote	Trust in the Breakers
—	1 Vote	GOP Gov. Candidate: Women Should Be Illegal!
—	1 Vote	Delta Wants Other Airlines to Help Employees Relocate Out of Food Because It Interferes With Universal Vaccine Agenda
—	1 Vote	Tehran Threatens to Take Shrooms