Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

You've Never Heard of the Most Perfect Version of A Piece of Shit?

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by execution14
2015-04-09

2015-04-09

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    This Kid Stuck His Tongue To A Subway Pole In A Real-Life Version Of "A Christmas Story"
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    How Can We Make Middle School Less of a Piece of Shit?
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    The most perfect sphere ever made tests Einstein's theories
    io9 io9
  • Read
    Smashes
    Why You've Never Heard Of The Greatest Sport Ever Invented
    Cracked Cracked
  • Read
    Smashes
    You've never seen a movie if you've never seen Computer Beach Party
    The A.V. Club The A.V. Club
  • Read
    Smashes
    ​13 More Of The Most Pointless Action Figures Ever Made
    io9 io9

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account