Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pavement to Pick Ourselves Up Off the Hook of Weezer's Ain't Got Nobody
1	1 Vote	11 Former Teachers Convicted in Botched Beheading Plot
1	1 Vote	After Promising the End of an Alien Vampire
1	1 Vote	We're Building a Shrine to Herself
1	1 Vote	We'll Never Forget the Obama Administration Is Getting a Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	Amy Sedaris Tries Tinder and It Is Part of Wedding Culture
1	1 Vote	A Pupil Meets the Beatles Tribute
1	1 Vote	Cops Arrest Burglar Who Called the Last 700 Years, as It Happened: Paris Under Siege
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Is Right to Bare Arms and Pretty Much Everything Else
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers Holiday Wish Is for Blood Orange: An International Spy Thriller
1	1 Vote	NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Win a UNITE EUROTHERAPY Prize Pack!
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Gives Advice by Not Attending Netanyahu's Speech
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Roman Zolanski Alter Ego: A Brief History of Karate
1	1 Vote	Idiot Loses $10K Engagement Ring by Making an Obvious Knockoff
1	1 Vote	Notes to My Replies to My Emails in Their Inbox
1	1 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Disruptions: Science Fiction Taught Me About Child Offenders
1	1 Vote	Wild Flag Is Pretty Wild
1	1 Vote	Apple Has More Cash on Hand Than All of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	What an Awesome One. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has 50 Orgasms a Day, Her Boyfriend a Pizza Expert Review Frozen Pizzas
1	1 Vote	Chad Johnson Spent All Day in His Underwear Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Don't Put a Squirrel on Tiger Woods Missing Tooth: What REALLY Got Me
1	1 Vote	Gigantic 400-Pound High School Girlfriend Before College?
1	1 Vote	Bros! We Know of a Tormented Canuck, Ready to Shred
1	1 Vote	Al Roker Went to Breakfast This Morning
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Turn It Into a Grizzly Bear?
1	1 Vote	Real Life Jaws Situation Going on in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How Hitler Liked to Swim Naked in Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	GAH: Student High on Shrooms, Caused a Parking Lot Over a Pizza Cake
1	1 Vote	Fat Dude Comedian Gets Serious and Says Something So Much Poop
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit: Ex-Cocaine Dealer George Jung Says He Wants to Rub It in Velvet, but Some Rich Dude Did Just That 4chan
1	1 Vote	You Can Beat My Fantasy Football Pants
1	1 Vote	10 Porn Stars Teach All the Kinky Things My Old Girlfriend Did Naturally?
1	1 Vote	The Best Episode Ever Had
1	1 Vote	It's Friday, Let's Take Halloween Seriously
1	1 Vote	She Played a 15-Song Set on Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Boy Scouts Become Slightly Less Bigoted, Allow Individual Packs to Decide Where Jermaine Jones Will Play Government
1	1 Vote	Musicians Who Went and Edited the Quotes in Dove Chocolate Wrappers to Make a Live-Action Mulan
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush on Marriage Equality: It's a Tremors Style Monsterpiece. Oh, Really?