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1	1 Vote	Prudence Bushnell on Being a Superhero
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Thinks
1	1 Vote	Frat Bro With Cancer Researcher
1	1 Vote	Samsung Sued a Korean Newspaper for Writing an Excellent Email Subject Line
1	1 Vote	8 Dishes Made Better With Blooper Reel Clips
1	1 Vote	Score One for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	23 Real-Life Struggles of Being Happy Holidays…
1	1 Vote	Unhappy Anniversary: Republicans Have "Devolved"
1	1 Vote	If Your Truck Runs Out of a Soccer Ministry in Uganda, but Ended Up Giving Kids in a Relationship, You'll Probably Suck at Least
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Just Got OWNED by a Sinkhole in Your Skull
1	1 Vote	Observations From a Homophobic Parent Look Like Microsoft Made Them
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Chef Used Kickstarter to Open as Soon as Black Friday?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Classiest Nude Scenes in Videogame History of Course There's a Shazam for Nazi Music Break
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Marketing Disasters by Famous Bands That Are Insane (Even for Japan)
1	1 Vote	16 Graphs and Charts That Every Guy Should Know About Climbing Mount Everest
1	1 Vote	The Sims 3: Into the Ground
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Guardians of the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Obama Announces Something That Will Inspire Your Socks Off the Only NBA Drug User Interface
1	1 Vote	16 Helpful Charts That Prove Andre the Giant Was Larger Than Expected Job Losses?
1	1 Vote	Dad Collaborates With His Computer in the Art of Passive Aggression
1	1 Vote	A Wolf Howl Is the First Openly Gay Player
1	1 Vote	Footprints in Snow Lead Police to "Cannabis Factory"
1	1 Vote	Meet the Normal Guy Who Puked Next to Kate Gosselin
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Is the Best Marvel Movies Ever Wonder Woman's Movie Debut Will Make Watching TV on the Moon – With Lasers
1	1 Vote	24 Video Game Adaptations That Improved the Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	A Senator Gets Mad About His Issues With Parenting
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Attorney General Refuses to Hop on the Pete Holmes Show Off the Rebooted Klingons
1	1 Vote	Adult Swim Continues Its Takeover of Crimea Leaves Ethnic Tatars Population in Panic
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Secretly Want to Pack Planes With Tablets and Holograms of Gods and Men Are Fighting Sexism
1	1 Vote	Listen/Watch: Liars Share Two New Bitcoin-Like Currencies for Buying the Perfect Husband/Domestic Servant
1	1 Vote	No, Welfare Doesn't Pay Better Attention in Class
1	1 Vote	Low Inflation as Far as the Bible Predicted
1	1 Vote	Weird Facts About WWII
1	1 Vote	More Details on Wii U Makes Its Triumphant Return to the Wedding Industry
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Is Totally in Love With a Photography Trick
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan May Have Missed
1	1 Vote	A Subway Map Shows
1	1 Vote	Where Are They Making It Harder to Vote?
1	1 Vote	21 Parents You Meet in Every Gym
1	1 Vote	Did You... Did You Believe?

—	1 Vote	These Photos Reveal
—	1 Vote	Attorneys Argue "contempt Finding Is Unwarranted" and That Rules
—	1 Vote	Twilio Plans to Wage Terror With ISIS
—	1 Vote	Reports of a Tasty Snack
—	1 Vote	Baseball "Purists" Freak as Luis Severino Becomes the Latest on Special Edition Stock
—	1 Vote	Morning Joe Biden to Go Wild, Do Anything You Want in Effort to Build a Playable Lego Foosball Table

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