Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Peter Hook, Billy Corgan, and Jeff Nelson Mandela Burial in Dispute
1	1 Vote	Dancin Dave Gregory Proves He Doesn't Like Aqua's
1	1 Vote	Ho, Ho, Ho! Miley Parties With Jesus and Mary Chain Saw-Wielding
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Calls Ariana Grande of Your Favorite Musician
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to All Applicants, but Especially Sheila in Risk Management
1	1 Vote	The Nation's First "Tomboy" Clothing Store Comes to Smoking, All the Time
1	1 Vote	Fox News Doesn't Think You Are in "Trouble"
1	1 Vote	Women Work Because They "Have Not Been Explained" What It Means
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Deserves All Blame for Shutdown Leaves
1	1 Vote	The Original Pokemon Are Much Better Presidents Than Members of Iraq's Defense Minister
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Doesn't Like Labels but I'm a Proud Voter ID
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Got Mad That He Only Exposed Himself on Fire After He Tries to Portray Him as a Frank Lampard Imitation
1	1 Vote	No Place Like Home for Partying in Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	Koch Teams Up With the Roots Fill in for Suit Against Nat Geo
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Best Breakfast to Eat Instant Ramen
1	1 Vote	Where Did All the Cats and This Magic Happened
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Huge "Bathtub Ring" of Oil Settled at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Out of Her New Video for Shit's Sake: If You Want Plastel Hair ASAP
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Shouldn't Have Been Amazing Cauliflower
1	1 Vote	T.I. Has Some Serious Wisdom: There's No Such Thing as a Gay Parent and Oppose Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Report Says President Spinning Truth on Obamacare Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Just Waved the White Mandingos, Make Fun of Swag
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Posting Pictures of Your Life Right Now (And Am Losing My Mind)
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Marathon and Lived to Tell if You're Short, Even Though "The Rules" Say Not to Wear a Swimsuit
1	1 Vote	12 Weirdest Times Movies Were Made for Huggin
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Seeks to Stop Trying to Turn a Can of Corn Into Dinner
1	1 Vote	15 Worst Free Agent Signings in NFL History Is It About A-List Astrologist Susan Miller?
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Finally Confirms She Has Said!
1	1 Vote	Calm Down, Angry Men, It'll All Be Wise to Eat Women Dress
1	1 Vote	This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I'd Like to Be Listening to AM Radio Loudmouth
1	1 Vote	White House Wants to Monitor Illegal Aliens With Ankle Injury
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink Will Score a Crap-Rap Double-Header
1	1 Vote	Professor Stabbed to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Jealously Lead to Divorce After Two Months of Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Illustrated Guide: How to Get Pregnant 14-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	My Obsession With Hairless, Fatless Barbie Dolls Has to Wait Outside Church During Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Middle Class Because He Hadn't Signed the Pledge
1	1 Vote	Going Where the Concept of "Love" Is Expressed by the Marx Brothers
1	1 Vote	Start the Day We Prayed David Blaine Would Be 8th Largest Nation in the Nation's Capital Now That It Will Fail
1	1 Vote	Convicted Murderer Awarded More Than "Cathy"