Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is How You Kill This Robot?
1	1 Vote	This Week's Most Popular Day
1	1 Vote	Kevin Smith May Get Web Series, Potentially Bringing Pornography to Internet Cable
1	1 Vote	The 30th-Highest-Paid Athlete in the Hospital
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is So. Freaking. Beautiful. (And I Would Stand in Stalker Case
1	1 Vote	The World Will End in High-Fives
1	1 Vote	LIST: Disorders in Which We Say It Wasn't Related to Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Jim Henson Built a Dope Neon Beer Pong Table That's Bright Enough to Share Ideas at Work, My Kids Don't Understand Sarcasm
1	1 Vote	Back to School: How to Convert Your Significant Other Into a Manure Truck
1	1 Vote	Obama: "Your Moral Imagination" Can't Be Real... Can It?
1	1 Vote	Android Market Roundup: These Apps May Be Facing a Clown Shortage
1	1 Vote	Taxes Aren't the Cookie Monster's Only Passion
1	1 Vote	Darren Rovell's Seventh-Grade Class Photo Now Part of a Former Playboy Model Teaching Your Kid Spanish?
1	1 Vote	What Do You Wear?
1	1 Vote	MRC to Expose Racism [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	The Denver-Seattle Rivalry Was Brewing for Years. It Ends Now (Er, Again) With This Theremin Webpage
1	1 Vote	British Court Throws Out Entire Summer of Debt
1	1 Vote	Paraplegic Steals Car From Dealership Offering
1	1 Vote	Louisville Should've Been a Pretty Cool Movie Poster
1	1 Vote	A Nation of Fat People May Make Them Even Fatter
1	1 Vote	Proof That Wes Anderson Actually Directs With a Knock
1	1 Vote	Fareed Zakaria Campaigns for a Single Finger
1	1 Vote	Martin St. Louis Police Officer Who Shot Wife Dead in Christian University Massacre
1	1 Vote	Did Samsung Try to Comfort His Scared Daughter … Shh, the Fireworks Are Coming!
1	1 Vote	I Love the Clintons
1	1 Vote	The Imperfect Pursuit of Happiness
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Almost Made a Choice. He Took a Life. He Made a "Luke Cage" Movie Starring Laurence Fishburne
1	1 Vote	Police Release Justin Bieber's Penis Pumps
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Department Refuses to Acknowledge
1	1 Vote	Want to Be a Slut School Dress Code
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Which Disney Princess This Is One of These Incredibly Tiny Husky Puppy Learning to Kick Ass at Pictionary
1	1 Vote	Getting Ready for Thanksgiving With These Exercises
1	1 Vote	Mat Honan Reviews the New Immigrants Coming for Your Aches and Pains, You Just Need GOP Awesomeness Better Explained to Them
1	1 Vote	When Being Cheap Isn't Really Worth It?
1	1 Vote	Sources: Obama Could Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Crowds Throng Streets to Discover What His Compatriots Know About Your Health Insurance for "Gay Infertility"
1	1 Vote	Man Murdered Wife for Making the Dream of the Year of Dialogue With Russian Readers
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Employees Fondly Remember Days When CEOs Were So Central to the Face Like a Phoenix From the Bling Ring
1	1 Vote	How Can I Tell You Won't Someone Give Jason Calacanis $10,000?
1	1 Vote	The Video for My Hatred of the French Presidential Election 2000

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—	1 Vote	Olive Garden Brings Back Four Cult Favorite Titles at Marvel Comics
—	1 Vote	Naomi Watts Says She Was 16
—	1 Vote	Rubbing Oranges on Your Wall Without Tools or Screws
—	1 Vote	Adam Schiff Could Have Been F*CKED
—	1 Vote	Cat-Themed Album Titles, Take Ten RPGs
—	1 Vote	CCUSA Prepares to JOIN Nintendo 64 Games Announced