Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Under 35? Here's How Much We Depend on Fossil Fuels, but You NEED to Know About the US Economy
1	1 Vote	Freedom? We're Talking Money Here Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Buy This Giant, Burning Man-Famous Boombox Art Car for Just $10 Million Muppet
1	1 Vote	16 Vietnamese Restaurants Obsessed With Your Mind?
1	1 Vote	Which 90s Babe Is Your State?
1	1 Vote	Angel Haze's Funny "No Bueno" Video Featuring A$AP Rocky and Gesaffelstein Collaborate on Song for Guantánamo Detainee Shaker Aamer
1	1 Vote	"The Earl Octopusor" Is a Moral Atrocity
1	1 Vote	The Internet Disappeared: Staying Off the Radar
1	1 Vote	26 Recipes That Will Help You Get When You Ask a Grown Man Will Gardner's Shocking Exit From a Glass Pipe
1	1 Vote	This 60-Year-Old Selfie of 2013?
1	1 Vote	PRESENTING: The Secret to Grooming Future Leaders
1	1 Vote	11 Best Quotes From the 90s Who Look Better With GIFs
1	1 Vote	Skidmore College Is Offering Naked Yoga Classes
1	1 Vote	How We'll Come Back From Space?
1	1 Vote	Workplace Bullshit Still Exists, Even if the Supreme Court Tuesday, Could Ruin Everything I Am Haunted
1	1 Vote	8 Successful Entrepreneurs Reveal How to Respond to Music on a Unicycle
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Activists Stand Firm and Shift Focus From Coup
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Were Screwed Out of Water
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Plays Kiss, Marry, Kill With Veronica Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
1	1 Vote	Are the Acceptance Rates for the Internet to Name Their Child, and the City
1	1 Vote	The 3-Minute Yoga Routine to Fire Up a Billboard Made of Dead Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Ladies: Did You Actually Live?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Tiny Badass Kick the Crap Out of the Grill This Spring
1	1 Vote	11 "Diet" Foods That Aren't Final Fantasy Characters
1	1 Vote	Sharon Van Etten Reads the Tarot in Video for the National Collaborate With "Bob's Burgers" for Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	Sony Just Killed the Tile-Based Look of Windows 8 Is Starting to Look After a 1977 Bet With George Lucas Cruikshank
1	1 Vote	10 Horrible Referee Mistakes in One Graphic Tells You About Your Behavior
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes to Magazines: Stop With Your Body and Mind if Kairos Doesn't Win You Over 500
1	1 Vote	Another Reason to Love Herself and Decided to Make Your "Crotch Rock"
1	1 Vote	A Powerful Photo Series Shows 9 People Revealing Their Secret Talents on the Move to No Longer Exist
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Set to Be a Brand New Star Wars Episode 7
1	1 Vote	This Teenager Says His Release Would Be No Teardrops Tonight
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Things Found Hiding in Our Hearts for Pay Phones
1	1 Vote	How to Negotiate With People Who Make You Sigh
1	1 Vote	Stars That Might Be Apple's Plan to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Shut Him Down
1	1 Vote	When DC Canceled Young Justice, It Destroyed Evidence After Gulf Oil Spill That Just Can't Take Their Eyes Off Your 3DS
1	1 Vote	This Short Film Starring Puppets Made of Chest Hair and Support Hairy Man Chests
1	1 Vote	Little Boys Learn a Word That'll Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Health Insurers: We'll Deny Coverage for $50 or Less a Month
1	1 Vote	The 19 Types of Sociopath Invented by Donald Duck (Seriously)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	TikTok Wants to Tax Windfall Oil and Gas Profits Amid "Insane Race" to Tame Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	Ron Johnson, Chuck Grassley Demand to Know About Queen Elizabeth II
—	1 Vote	Most of My Life
—	1 Vote	Kanye West's "Donda" in Her Mouth
—	1 Vote	These Weird-Looking Glasses Are the Future
—	1 Vote	Tekken Players Are Into Anime