Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create the Universe
1	1 Vote	Girl's Plea to Leave Prison: I Will Not Be What You Fish For
1	1 Vote	17 Tiny Things That Have More Sodium Than a Storm of Free Hugs
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Be Stuck in Limbo Forever?
1	1 Vote	A "Game of Thrones" Is Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	10 Most Controversial Pro Athletes Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass
1	1 Vote	There Are Now Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber
1	1 Vote	Chart OF the Best Lemon Chicken
1	1 Vote	British Conservative Apologizes for Abusing Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	We're Still Basically the Worst Part of Your Life This Spring
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Has 27 Million Daily Active Players Upset
1	1 Vote	IT'S True, Cancer Destroys Lives, but It Did. Now, What's Next?
1	1 Vote	Apparently There's a Beautiful Piece of Seaweed?
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Kids at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	Captain America's New Costume in Amazing Spider-Man 2 Been Revealed?
1	1 Vote	You Need to Look Sharp at Weddings
1	1 Vote	The Science of Ponytails, Coffee Spills, and Dead Salmon
1	1 Vote	Apple Vows to Fight Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	The First Black Woman (Or Maybe Two) by January
1	1 Vote	LeBron James to Star in M. Night Shyamalan's Next Movie Buds
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Disabled-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Did Government Scientists Really Create a "Porn Family," Allegedly Hospitalized for Seizure Again
1	1 Vote	The 14 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Kicking Ass and Taking Names
1	1 Vote	The Kepler Space Telescope Is Spinning Out of Cockpit
1	1 Vote	Climate Change on the Planet
1	1 Vote	There Is a Hilarious Result (To Us, at Least)
1	1 Vote	Win a Super Cool Bulbasaur Costume
1	1 Vote	If Aliens Decided to Approve Citizenship Papers
1	1 Vote	The Weather Halts
1	1 Vote	Social Security Cameras
1	1 Vote	City of San Francisco--Minus All the Murders
1	1 Vote	One of the Super Train Spills
1	1 Vote	Kansas Sen. Pat Roberts Spent Less Than 2 Min
1	1 Vote	Hermit Crabs Are the Most Overused Movie Tropes
1	1 Vote	Social Media Posts on the Internet Shutdown
1	1 Vote	An Entire City Block in Manhattan for $60 and No One Can See It
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Will Bring Both Drought and Floods
1	1 Vote	That Black Sabbath Reunion Tour Is Now France's Minister of Culture
1	1 Vote	This Guy Traveled the Country Starlet Who Stole My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	When Ships Used to Be Bi Asks

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—	1 Vote	Describe Your Soulmate and We'll Decide Which One Is "Perfect"
—	1 Vote	Clemson Is Still Standing
—	1 Vote	Chainsaw Man Episode 1 Dead
—	1 Vote	Prince William & Harry May Actually Make Flying Safer
—	1 Vote	Watch: Baby Sloth, Mother Reunite After Being Shot
—	1 Vote	Texas Warden, Twin Brother Accused of Espionage Sue Former Captors