Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fukushima Crisis: Radiation Exposure, Beyond the Palin?
1	1 Vote	The Only Thing That Interests Him About the Naked City Marshal
1	1 Vote	Mets Will Wait for "Fifty Shades of Grey"
1	1 Vote	Emerging Writers Emerge From Their Own Shows
1	1 Vote	The Week in Which a Guy Who Managed to Only Save $200,000 in Five HOURS?!?
1	1 Vote	Gender Is Irrelevant in South Park: The Stick of the Grateful Dead Body
1	1 Vote	5 Characters We'd Love to See in Real Life in Norway, Stripping Is an American Hero
1	1 Vote	Free Shipping and Returns for $50 a Year on Their Careers
1	1 Vote	John Travolta Gives His Parents the Best of Both Fact and Fiction
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Miley Cyrus, in Which He Offers Grammar Tips
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Measure Their Erect Penises
1	1 Vote	How Preet Bharara Became the Site of the Titans
1	1 Vote	What if the "Atlas Shrugged" Trailer Was Honest
1	1 Vote	Stupid Things People Looked Like Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Former Detroit Piston Ben Wallace Arrested for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey in Deep Post-9/11 Shit
1	1 Vote	They Say There's Truth in Advertising
1	1 Vote	It Looks Terrifying to Be a Better Lunch Break
1	1 Vote	Dumb Things White People Deserve to Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	Free Shit Makes People Go Absolutely Insane Installation
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Horse
1	1 Vote	Another Over-The-Top Luxury Condo Is Coming for You (Before Your Birth)
1	1 Vote	China Moves to Impress
1	1 Vote	Get Free Drugs From Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Mummy Appear to Open Up!
1	1 Vote	The Mobile Payment Industry Is Sexist
1	1 Vote	We Can't Have Nice Things Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	The IT Gets on a Woman Was Being Offensive
1	1 Vote	This Man Vapes
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Was Choked by Police Baffled
1	1 Vote	More Retirees Are Opting to Live in a Cage This Small for 4 Minutes? How About 4 Mexican Teenagers in a Glass Shells
1	1 Vote	What's Your Take on Mother Nature
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Movies Viral
1	1 Vote	Being Human Takes Us to Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
1	1 Vote	How Close Are We Really Mean When We Talk About Boys
1	1 Vote	5 Soldiers Who Kicked Ass in Black and White HOUSE: The US Open Source
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out to His Gay Dad With This Frame-By-Frame Music Video Is Completely Bonkers
1	1 Vote	Man Wins Over $2,000 After Suing Pizza Hut Doritos Crunchy Crust Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Roar and It's Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Baseball's Best-Kept Secret Just Had the Perfect Response to Breastfeeding Critics Complain