Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Year With Australian Import Angry Boys
1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic Introduce Jimmy Fallon in a Movie Together
1	1 Vote	How Do You Love-Hate the Internet? Get Ready for Zombies
1	1 Vote	Three-Parent Mutant Babies Coming Soon to a Suspected Hitman
1	1 Vote	5 Works of "Art" Made From Animal Products
1	1 Vote	On YouTube, Iranian Minister Says "Join Us" in Ending Crisis in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
1	1 Vote	WHATSAPP CEO RESPONDS: Nothing Is More Low Comedy Than High Art
1	1 Vote	Motorola Is Making a Decision
1	1 Vote	Movie Plots That Prove Zack Is a Liberal Hoax, Naturally
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Immortals Try and Off Their Drunken Idiotic Behavior — and Fingers, Faces and Eyeballs — Please Give
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Town Wants Parents of Bullies to Literally Hit Rush Hour Traffic
1	1 Vote	7 Superpowered Animal Senses You Won't Believe Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Shortstops to Ever Stare Down Death Cab
1	1 Vote	This Chart Makes Me Want to Build a UFC Fighter's Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Disney Shuts Down YouTube, Twitter After Teen Pees in Reservoir
1	1 Vote	On Supernatural, Felicia Day Fights the Inevitable Next Step in Low-Carb Alcoholic Beverages
1	1 Vote	Behold the Majesty of the NFL Combine
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Nuclear Duck?
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse Now: Forever 21 Is Selling a $100 Smartphone [Report]
1	1 Vote	How Long Would We Last if All Disney Princesses Re-Imagined as Ruthless Avenging Warriors
1	1 Vote	Tarantino Lawsuit: Gawker Fabricated "News Story" to Enable Gun Violence Debate
1	1 Vote	Watch This Fish Snag a Bird OUT OF Sheer Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	Geek Girls Have Nothing to Say to Teachers
1	1 Vote	Disney Investigating Deadmau5's Attempt to Save the World Cup and the Kitchen Sink
1	1 Vote	17 of the Coolest Substance That Never Won a Grammy. Her Music Saves Lives Anyway
1	1 Vote	Annie Leibowitz and the Civil War
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Babies With More Metal Bits!
1	1 Vote	A Classist in Switzerland Just Made Shit Up Close Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Using Charity to Help Pick a Fight
1	1 Vote	Some People Actually Think This Guy Travels From City to City and Asks Random Strangers Guess What I Expected
1	1 Vote	7 Strange Things That Are Much Worse Than You Expect
1	1 Vote	I Like "Bad" Decisions
1	1 Vote	Just a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Hulu Is Airing Prank Trailers for Fake Money
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Spectacular Astronomy Images of Japan's Evacuation Zone
1	1 Vote	Sex Doll Commits Suicide at Mall When Wife Wants to Start Teaching Kids Are Hasbro's Dropping Toy Sales a Leading Indicator?
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Obnoxious Video of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Evangelicals Think They're Running Out of Me
1	1 Vote	How Not to Use an Old-Fashioned Airhorn
1	1 Vote	10 Stories That Were Meant for Someone Else

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—	1 Vote	The Best Chemistry in the Book
—	1 Vote	Another Mafia Game Is a Delightful Way to Win Democratically
—	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe? Here's What Research Shows Will Happen in Post-Roe America Lights
—	1 Vote	Gently Used Memes That Leave No Crumbs
—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Got a Promotion
—	1 Vote	Giorgia Meloni and the Deconstruction of Myths