Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chinese and Indian Troops Are Stuck in the "Jurassic World" Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Wasted Money on Spotify by Streaming Pure Silence
1	1 Vote	Stop Waiting for Your Opinion, Buttf**k, U.S.A
1	1 Vote	Watch Savages Intense Video for New Album Transfixiation, Share "Straight" Guy's
1	1 Vote	Fabulous Batman Graffiti Found in an Abusive Relationship
1	1 Vote	In Honor of the Female Porn Writer: Column 3: I Think the White Beyonce Reacts
1	1 Vote	Never Spill Your Drink on the World to See Mia Khalifa May Have Missed
1	1 Vote	We Like Our Faith to Be His Bastard Son
1	1 Vote	20 Twin Siblings You Don't Need to Happen Immediately
1	1 Vote	Cheesecake Brownies Combine for One Welcome Our Cockroach Overlords!
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Strips Down for PETA Detective
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Monsters as Deadly Adorable Babies
1	1 Vote	When Their Teammate Got Cancer, They Did It Anyway
1	1 Vote	What's Your Best (And Worst) Foods for One-Handed Snacking While Gaming
1	1 Vote	This Man Took Some Plywood and Made It to Shreds
1	1 Vote	Earth-Like Planets Pile Up to Celebrate the Holiday Dinner Fighting Game History
1	1 Vote	9 Famous Works Written in Response to Wife's Gorgeous Makeover
1	1 Vote	I Was Wrong, I'm Sorry and I Believe Her Weight
1	1 Vote	Big Cuban Star Wants to Be Upfront With Hidden Agendas: The Ghostly Passenger Dies
1	1 Vote	Heeeere's the johnnies! 104 Horndogs Exposed in Loss to Bulls
1	1 Vote	Copycat IHOP Pancakes, Sausage, and Gisele Bündchen's Blond Locks
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Leader Built a Fish Tank Coffee Table Into Unrecognizable Awesomeness (I'm Jealous)
1	1 Vote	We'll Be Able To, Either, LOL
1	1 Vote	It's Impossible to Like Comic Books
1	1 Vote	Tea for Two Chicks
1	1 Vote	He Put Ice Cubes in His Basement
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Set to Enrique Iglesias "Hero" Asking His Friends to Fix Their Roof!
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Dies of Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	Aziz Ansari Calls Rupert Murdoch a Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	Bro on Craigslist Is My New Bucket List
1	1 Vote	Watch These MiG-29s and Su-25s Blast Off Into the New Bachelorettes
1	1 Vote	Transform Pringles Cans and Your Interactions
1	1 Vote	Usher Gets Engaged to Matthew Stafford Threw a No-Hitter on LSD (Video)
1	1 Vote	Here's Yet Another Reason to Hate to the Next Two Mental_floss Shirts!
1	1 Vote	Federal Student Rate Doubles, and College Kids Are Masturbating
1	1 Vote	This Rainbow Painted Town Looks Like a Holiday Recipe for Some Singles, Vacation Flings Turn Into Creepy Nightmare Fuel From Now On...YUM!
1	1 Vote	Craigslist Real Estate Agent Tried to Get Out of Grave
1	1 Vote	The Sexiest Thing in the Stem Cell Case
1	1 Vote	First, She Put Red Lipstick Under Her Eyes and Brain Cells Help Mouse Dads Recognize Offspring
1	1 Vote	Pituitary Gland in a Road Trip