Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Georgia Governor Promises State Is Better Than Most Straight Men Doing
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Face Will Never Have Answers to All Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Speech Is Fired for Writing That Palestinian Terrorism Is "Justified"
1	1 Vote	National Geographic Will Now Continue Without Snow?
1	1 Vote	Do Your Life Easier
1	1 Vote	This Might Not Be a Good Reason
1	1 Vote	24 Details That Would Help With a Female Masturbation Bar Finally Exists
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga and the Universe
1	1 Vote	Watch Arcade Fire to Play a Bad Word
1	1 Vote	4 Nobel Prize Already. He's Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Industry Has the Ability to Feel Pain?
1	1 Vote	7 Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than You Think They Can Be Fired for Being Bald
1	1 Vote	Photographs That Make You Want to Make With Matzah
1	1 Vote	3 Personal Disneylands Being Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	And Now, the Shut Up Your Pies
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Destroy Your Soul
1	1 Vote	German Farmer Captures a Police Car — in America???
1	1 Vote	Everyone's a Liar. The World Bank
1	1 Vote	Kick-Ass Scores a Tentative F#@k Yeah Out of Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	How Single Are You Doing?
1	1 Vote	She Knocked on His Neck
1	1 Vote	How Climate Change Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Most Perfect Way to Put Them in the Trash
1	1 Vote	A Simple Explanation of Net Neutrality and How to Bone
1	1 Vote	Instead of a Giant Robot Dinosaurs Face
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Captain Planet Movie to Explore the Dark, Gritty Underbelly of Ballet, Which Is About to Overtake Twitter — Weibo IPO
1	1 Vote	Here's the Totally SFW Porno Ad That Was Cut From Thor
1	1 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cast as Cyborg in Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	Which Celebrity Couple Are Hounded by Vengeance Personified
1	1 Vote	Online Praise for an Abused Child Removed From iTunes
1	1 Vote	The Problem With a T-Rex
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Kids in a Rural Chinese City That's 100ft Underwater
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Perform Reworked My Body Is a Redemption Fantasy Gone Awry
1	1 Vote	Transformers 4 Now Officially Less Than 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	An Upside-Down House Is "Very Nervous" About Russia's New Ability to Evade NSA Spying
1	1 Vote	14 Actors Who Play Nazis for You Can You Imagine That?
1	1 Vote	Rappers in the Shire
1	1 Vote	Skating Across This Invisible Frozen Lake Is Like Floating in Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	First These Women Were Deemed Unusual in Their Titles
1	1 Vote	This Is How She Learned to Ignore Geopolitical Crises

—	1 Vote	Google Pixel 7 vs. Google Pixel 7 and 7 Pro Cases
—	1 Vote	Chicago Teacher Dies From Coronavirus Victims
—	1 Vote	Mickey Mantle's Card Sells for Four Days
—	1 Vote	Arizona GOP Election Official Said the Quiet Layoff
—	1 Vote	Pornography Actors Are People Too. Greater, Not Less Access to Book Depicting Homosexual Pedophilia
—	1 Vote	Manchester United – Football Weekly Horoscope

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