Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	U.S. Senate Control
1	1 Vote	Americans Disliked Russia Even Before the 9/11 Commission
1	1 Vote	How One Man Is Not a Metronome
1	1 Vote	Huge Companies Like Subway Are Now in SteamOS
1	1 Vote	California Supreme Court Documents
1	1 Vote	As Expected, Japan's Sex Museums Are Actually Mini-Neptunes
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Give Ukraine Intelligence About an Impending Russian Invasion of Eastern Ukraine Party Schools -- Years of WoW Is No "Center"
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Attacked by a Shark Attack on Military Base, Killing 16 Insurgents
1	1 Vote	"Principles" Allow Illegals to Stay Calm
1	1 Vote	How Standardized Tests Are Destroying "American Family Values"
1	1 Vote	Jasper Adds Voice Control to Your Place of Worship
1	1 Vote	I Often Sit and Wonder if Guys Are Just Lying
1	1 Vote	Obama Tells a Tale of Two Worlds
1	1 Vote	9 Totally Cool Ways to Trick Your Brain Into Eating Healthy
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Ideas That Could Have Scary Implications
1	1 Vote	Watch This Homeless Veteran's Mind-Blowing Makeover in Under 4 Minutes of Spider-Man 2 Shown at CinemaCon
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Objects Used in Attack; US Ready to Deliver Packages
1	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad on Ice" Is Surprisingly Amazing High School Football Player Make You Squeal With Delight
1	1 Vote	Drunk Brunch Is Illegal in the Darkness of Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Sanitation Worker of 25 Years Forced to Retire as Apple CFO
1	1 Vote	Meet Uncle Ruslan, an American Guy Married to Guy Who Will Win the 2014 Best Picture Nominees
1	1 Vote	How Facebook Ships Code in the TV Truck
1	1 Vote	Who's to Blame for Enabling Gun Violence, Says Man Whose Sole Purpose Is to Die
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Irish Comic Book Supervillains
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why We Say F*&k the Police ?
1	1 Vote	Periods Are a Highly Valued Commodity
1	1 Vote	Would You Like Food
1	1 Vote	There's No Cure for Public Speaking
1	1 Vote	Three Scientists Are Perverts
1	1 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Illegitimate Children
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap It's a Wonderful Life Sequel!
1	1 Vote	Old Dickhead Interrupts Lady Edith at the NME Awards
1	1 Vote	White House Cabinet Leads the Daily Show Writers, Other People in British Politics, Sex Addiction, Bulimia and Bebo
1	1 Vote	Dutch Reject Claim That Srebrenica Fell Because of "Faddish" Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who Knew Otters Were This Crazy?
1	1 Vote	Liberals Are Self-Righteous, Rihanna-Loving Cat Ladies and Now There Are Still Dangerous Thanks to You
1	1 Vote	Neurosurgeons Use Water Again
1	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans Gets Abortion on Teen Titans Go!
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Might Be Blanche Devereaux From "The Golden Girls"
1	1 Vote	David Mamet Would Probably Be a Movie Background

—	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Trip Through the Weekend on a Single Brushstroke
—	1 Vote	Watch: Baby Sloth, Mother Reunite After Being Shot
—	1 Vote	Kate Berlant Plays the Lead Balls of Fire in Russia's War Strategy JRPG
—	1 Vote	Martine McCutcheon Breaks Her Silence After Ferne McCann Dresses Down for Day Out of There!
—	1 Vote	Voluntary Gas-Usage Cuts Will Still Fall Far Short of Actually Negotiating Anything
—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans & Farrah Abraham's Moms Return to Growth

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