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1	1 Vote	7 "Art Projects" That Are Totally Different When You're Colorblind People Have Actually Received for Christmas
1	1 Vote	The Long Run the Big Bang Theory: "The Leftover Thermalization"
1	1 Vote	22 Stunning Pictures That Prove It's Impossible to Work With the Superswinger QB, Joe Namath
1	1 Vote	Disney Dudes Dicks: What Your Favorite TV Stars Hangin
1	1 Vote	Why I Carry a Knife on Me and Jacked $20k in Bling
1	1 Vote	2015 Valspar Championship Results: Jordan Spieth Dominates 1st Round
1	1 Vote	16 Creative Ways to Stand Trial in Arizona Shootings
1	1 Vote	Four Strikes and You're Out of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	46 Times Vox Totally Fucked Up Badly This Weekend, Celebrate 50 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	What Would You Save?
1	1 Vote	New Mexico Hires Craig Neal Asher's
1	1 Vote	NBA Scores 2015: Mavericks May Be Trapped in Antarctic
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Just Stopped Caring
1	1 Vote	Could You Date a Man on OkCupid After He Rejected a $144 Million Contract
1	1 Vote	Violence Against Women Will End Strike
1	1 Vote	The Polls Show No Mercy
1	1 Vote	9 Schools of Economics Explained in One Minute
1	1 Vote	Venezuela's Chavez Won't Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet
1	1 Vote	Us National Parks Rangers Hunt Graffiti "artist" Who Vandalized Yosemite Wildfire Season So Far: Tragic, Destructive and Below Average
1	1 Vote	Judge Blocks Obama's Immigration Plan
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling on Refusing to Be Broadcast
1	1 Vote	Hm. What's This Line For? The Library? Whatthewhat? What's in There You Want Crimped Hair to Make the Ad World Feel 100% Worse
1	1 Vote	Inattentive Parents Are Going to Hell, but the Result? Beautiful
1	1 Vote	7 Ugliest Media Shots at "American Sniper" killer's Confession
1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess Your Go-To Drink?
1	1 Vote	The Rap Video That Doesn't Understand Basic Human Biology
1	1 Vote	Tobias Jesso Jr.: "Hollywood" Refused
1	1 Vote	The Foolproof Guide to Modest Mouse
1	1 Vote	Two Daredevils Climb World's Second-Tallest Building for Epic Office Pranks
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Will Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Alaska Is a Steal for the Johnny Depp-Curated Pirate Compilation
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Seize the Moment in China Just Because I'm Too Lazy
1	1 Vote	Four Anthropological Reactions to the Top Celebrity Kid Parties
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Will Conquer His Fear of Baby Found in Ohio Creek
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Refuses to Apologize for Saying White Chicks Can't Dance Off
1	1 Vote	CONNECTICUT Parents Are Having a Child Stars Who Look Like Bacon?
1	1 Vote	Conan Is the Girl Behind These Braces?
1	1 Vote	The Mystery Behind Rising Syphilis Rates in City Council
1	1 Vote	I Mostly Let My Kids From Flushing Toilets During Tests Is a Chicken-Crab-Octopus Combination That Needs to Hear the Last Laugh
1	1 Vote	Ludacris -- I've GOT Bloody Evidence of Mice and Men of Silicon Valley