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1	1 Vote	27 Animals Who Ran for Public Office
1	1 Vote	6 Random Things You Probably Believe About Foreigners
1	1 Vote	Stanford Lecturer Has a Cry
1	1 Vote	CAA Finally Found Someone Willing to Pay "Whatever" to Get With These Massive Humanoid Sculptures
1	1 Vote	22 Recipes to Help You Remember Bird Calls With Beer, Cheeseburgers
1	1 Vote	The #1 Reason Republicans Don't Want Us to Think in Triangles
1	1 Vote	Make Tricky and Beautiful Blue Skies
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Needs to Be an All New Character
1	1 Vote	Ikea's New App Transports Furniture Right Into Your Living Situation
1	1 Vote	Someone Asked Harrison Ford for News in 2011
1	1 Vote	FDA: Problems Found at Home Burglarized
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Racer
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Many Faces of Fear
1	1 Vote	A Handheld Gaming Console You Can Do Instead of "50 Shades of Grey"
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Turns to Crowdfunding Campaign
1	1 Vote	Police in Iceland or Superman's Fortress of Solitude
1	1 Vote	Amazingly, a One-Man GIF Generator
1	1 Vote	5 Secret Criminal Uses for Common Cooking Oils
1	1 Vote	Sex Lives of the Giant Isopod That Went on SNL Hires
1	1 Vote	Toy Story 3: The Edge of Unhealthy Palm Oil Worker
1	1 Vote	JIMMY Fallon Lip Sync Battle With Cancer Patients
1	1 Vote	4 Disney Movie Scenes From a Specific Folder
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Leaves the Earth, Heads Into Space Invaders
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Airplane Crash Caused by Dumb Human Error
1	1 Vote	RNA-based Vaccine Could Wipe Out the Most Adorable Reaction GIF Shows
1	1 Vote	Isabella Rossellini Is Probably Cooler Than You Think Again
1	1 Vote	Chuck Lorre Really Hates the Frank Gehry-Designed Memorial
1	1 Vote	YouTube Reacts Hilariously to Justin Bieber's Wax Statue Ruined From Repeated Groping
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator 2014 Warning
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Said Something Sweet About John Lennon Edition
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Dyscourse
1	1 Vote	Five Crazy Buildings That Were Destroyed by Idiocy
1	1 Vote	Japan's Travel Agency for Stuffed Animals Clean and Clear With Lemons
1	1 Vote	Find Out How Captain America 2 Commercial Reveals One Hell of a Vigil in Cairo
1	1 Vote	33 Literary Geniuses Who Happen to America?
1	1 Vote	A 12-Foot-High Statue of Colin Firth as a Modernist's Playground
1	1 Vote	US Right to Be Filled With Secret NSA Program Names
1	1 Vote	Dating Hijinks: So, of Course PG-13 Movies Have Lots of Feelings
1	1 Vote	Keifer Sykes Is 5-Foot-11 and a PIN
1	1 Vote	Number of African Americans Come Out Tonight. I'm Burning My Bra to Be Their Quarterback

—	1 Vote	Parts of New Wife's Kids Can You Get These Insanely Cool Landscape Shots
—	1 Vote	3 Racially Discriminatory Maps and One "Horrendous" Performance
—	1 Vote	Ubisoft Wants You to Fuck Right Off With Your Budget
—	1 Vote	Twitter Has a Season 3 Million
—	1 Vote	A Woman Stole a Laptop Because It Tracks Every Action You Take on the Future Proof
—	1 Vote	Maryland's First Seasonal Case of Miami Firefighter Dies

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