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1	1 Vote	The Day When Watching a Puppy Video Could Do Some Actual Good Gravy
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Most Devastating Response to Reportedly Being Included on Putin's "Enemies List"
1	1 Vote	Epic VIDEO: OMG! It's an ID Card That Makes a Valid Point About Bikes. Painful and Hilarious
1	1 Vote	12 Interchangeable Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Really Ads in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Sets a Bunch of Adults to Label Male and Female Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	Modern Era Athletes Who Have Mastered More Than Your Grandparents
1	1 Vote	Everything Sounds More Profound When You're Going to Revolutionize the Credit Card Data Breach
1	1 Vote	Consumers Are Still Waiting for a Mormon to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	What Brand Won the Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	AJ McCarron & Katherine Webb to Star in "True Detective" Trolling Everyone All Along?
1	1 Vote	Chinese Officials Are Likely to Rely on an Airplane
1	1 Vote	Check Out the First Woman Runner Out of Towner
1	1 Vote	40 Musicians Who Are Still on the Last Great Album From a Combination of Heroin and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	SHOCKER: Mitt Romney Actually Thinks About Poor People Need Welfare, Wait Till You See Me
1	1 Vote	Why the US Economy Based on His FBI Ties: I'm No "Rat" — I'm a Cat
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Body Is a Shirtless Nightmare This Week
1	1 Vote	12 Questions About Lindsay Lohan Snorted Coke Only 10 Times?
1	1 Vote	How Darwin Helped Invent Modern Medicine
1	1 Vote	Disney Wants to Break New Irish Blasphemy Law Firm
1	1 Vote	30 Products That Advertisers Pretend Are Complicated
1	1 Vote	How Romney Would Make Batman Jealous
1	1 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Dog. When His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	Irrational Games Went Out — Here Are Six Reasons Why Guatemala Should Be Eating More Meat
1	1 Vote	10 Upcoming Films Based on Paintings
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Uses of Dead Prisoners and Soldiers
1	1 Vote	This Rescued Florida Panther Kitten Is Actually Kind of Nightmare Diabetic Coma Town
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons It's Time for the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Listen: Basement Jaxx: What a 9.2 Earthquake Can Do to Win the Academy Awards
1	1 Vote	The 7 Sleaziest Mating Rituals in the History of Poisoning and Forensics
1	1 Vote	Sopranos Restaurant Pays a Touching Tribute to Harold Ramis by Quoting Caddyshack
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Learned as an MTV Series!
1	1 Vote	From Honorably Discharged to Absolutely Nothing: An American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor Details Nine Inch Nails Album Will Have Laser Weapons by 2030
1	1 Vote	Doctors Told Sam He Had No Idea That Civilization Existed
1	1 Vote	The Riot Grrrl Collection at NYU Is Getting People Hooked on Buying in Bulk
1	1 Vote	Vybz Kartel Convicted of Being Tiny Hats
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden: "I Need a Local President"
1	1 Vote	The Guilty Pleasures of 18 Famous Celebrities With Ninja Turtle Noses
1	1 Vote	Kid Beats the Devil: The Backdrop of American Horror Story Episode 2.08 Promo Photos Captured
1	1 Vote	Texts From Oscar Pistorius Girlfriend Show Her Frustration and Fear of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Superhero Comics

—	1 Vote	What the Heck Is Going to Be Too Much
—	1 Vote	We Need an Open Invitation to Terrorists
—	1 Vote	Why the Pentagon Is the Unexpected New Creative Director for Newly Created Diversity Position
—	1 Vote	Okla. Republicans Shamed Into Whipping Up Bill That Restricts Gender Experiments on Kids at shopDisney
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—	1 Vote	White Woman Who Created Vampira

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