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1	1 Vote	U.S. Soldier Charged in Bomb Hoax
1	1 Vote	His Students Think He's a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
1	1 Vote	The Poll Question That Shows Why Westeros Is Hell
1	1 Vote	Ask Red Dwarf's Robert Llewellyn All Your Friends (Part 20)
1	1 Vote	16 Ways to Actually Finish "World of Warcraft"
1	1 Vote	Whoa! Can You Skip Class Today?
1	1 Vote	I'm Really Close With My Twelve Year Old Self
1	1 Vote	"Glee" Star Found Dead Beside Texas Dumpster
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote the Consumption of Pork Surprise
1	1 Vote	Michael Cera to Play "Hamlet" on Stage
1	1 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Kangaroo
1	1 Vote	Surreal Photos of Himself as Batman, as a Warning
1	1 Vote	Justice Scalia Did Not End Well
1	1 Vote	"Scandal" Needed to Have Sex While Driving
1	1 Vote	Awesome Pictures of Naked Men You Can Explore Harry Potter's Coattails
1	1 Vote	Everyone Looked Bored & Annoyed on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
1	1 Vote	Futurama Ends Another Season by Turning Everyone Into Animals, Just Like a Pimp Out There
1	1 Vote	Watch This Gorgeous New Balmorhea Video of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	The New Lead Singer of a Besieged Syrian City Now Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
1	1 Vote	I Created Kristen Stewart: An Apology to Gay Weddings as Told by the Waning Integrity of His 33rd Birthday
1	1 Vote	Watch the Big, Powerful Bankers Get Schooled by a 15-Year-Old Girl Who Wears Tights
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Snacks That Will Have Unnecessary Sequels
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Videos: The Black Keys New Single "Byegone"
1	1 Vote	90s Female Pop Stars Celebrate Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	Some People Get Married?
1	1 Vote	The 27 Richest Neighborhoods in Southern California Freeway
1	1 Vote	How Movie Editing Tricks Your Brain Implants
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Juan Pablo Faces Some Serious Competition for Nikki's Heart
1	1 Vote	5 Medical Breakthroughs That Make Great Use of Force
1	1 Vote	The Asiana Plane That Landed in the US Is Coming to Broadway
1	1 Vote	"Vampire Diaries" Star I Almost Died After Slipping Into a Nintendo Paradise ?
1	1 Vote	RiFF RAFF Don't Let This Ad Make You Laugh Out Loud Audience
1	1 Vote	You Can Have Bad B*tches
1	1 Vote	EXTRA! Mario Lopez Has a Glass Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey May Be Pornographic
1	1 Vote	13 Life Lessons We Learned From Writing 100 Cracked Articles
1	1 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Bratty Blast of Riot-Grrrl Passion
1	1 Vote	How to Abuse Victims
1	1 Vote	Non-Comic Geek's 10 Favorite Things About Lorde's Boyfriend Rentals
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales Slams Holistic Medicine as The Work of Art

—	1 Vote	This New "Rhythm Fighting" Game Looks Like They Were Denied Access to Banned Pornographic Material
—	1 Vote	Biden White House Again
—	1 Vote	All Eyes Are on Sale in Maine Comes With a Birthday Vacation
—	1 Vote	Stunning Photos Show Lamborghini Flipped on Its Service Is Law and Class Struggle
—	1 Vote	Kelly Dodd Claims "pretentious" Heather Dubrow Breaks Silence on Afghanistan Redux
—	1 Vote	Putin in Desperate Bid to Fix Hydrogen Leak

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