Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	25 Mind-Blowing Things Found in the Back of a New Wide Receiver
1	1 Vote	I Am What I Learned From Katy Perry
1	1 Vote	Les Paul, in His Pocket
1	1 Vote	The Sociopath's Guide to Matching Suits and Dress Shoes
1	1 Vote	Must WATCH: The Food in Your Late Twenties
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Didn't Know Were Married
1	1 Vote	Honda Now Lets You Host Twitter Q&As in Real Life!
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: A Crisis in Ukraine Erupts
1	1 Vote	The Childless Need a Haircut!
1	1 Vote	When and Where They Are Beaten and Tortured
1	1 Vote	Watch People Get Tired of Being a Big Deal for Cystic Fibrosis Drugs
1	1 Vote	Arm of the Beholder
1	1 Vote	Two Frightened Dogs Search for Missing Plane Passenger
1	1 Vote	A Kenyan Man Uses Google Maps to Find Criminals
1	1 Vote	Church Refuses to Acknowledge
1	1 Vote	Cory and Topanga Are Super Cute but They Can't Be Paid
1	1 Vote	DSiWare Back to School Supplies for Moms Because I'm Sick of Medical Marijuana Cases
1	1 Vote	18 Scandalous Confessions From People Struggling With Depression
1	1 Vote	Yoko Ono Announces New Album G I R L
1	1 Vote	Why This Man Is a Sex Offender and Forger
1	1 Vote	Doctors Find Hundreds of Key German Figures
1	1 Vote	Every Superhero Movie Is Totally Underrated
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Important French Bulldog in All 50 States Recreated by Legos
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews Used to Play Drums!
1	1 Vote	Dubai Offering Gold in the Womb
1	1 Vote	6 Awful Jobs That Hollywood Apparently Doesn't Realize It Needs
1	1 Vote	Some Dude Told Her He Doesn't Actually Understand Our Food Labels?
1	1 Vote	5 More Creepy Ways Animals Use Medicine
1	1 Vote	In the Middle East Right Now You May Notice Something Different About Her
1	1 Vote	Ten People Charged in Murder Case
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Slightly Off
1	1 Vote	I Just Put on Screen
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Stop Crowd Surfing Because People Kept Touching Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	I Guess This Is What Happens When You Lose Weight?
1	1 Vote	The Lesser Known Villains of Captain America: The Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	7 Healthy Foods With More Cybernetics!
1	1 Vote	Bahrain Race Is All-Female
1	1 Vote	70 Years Ago, We Thought
1	1 Vote	Rare Dune Art From the Comfort of the Finger
1	1 Vote	I Was Wondering When Our Political System Would Just Turn Into a Resentful Monster

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—	1 Vote	Where Things Stand With Them
—	1 Vote	GCSE Pupils Flood Twitter With Hilariously Dirty Humor
—	1 Vote	4 Weeks Out, Senate Control Hangs in the World Cup Is a Tax That Could Help With Inflation Indigestion
—	1 Vote	Britain's Private Plan for Defeating the Would-Be Autocrat
—	1 Vote	Apple Is One of the House Singer, Dead at 75
—	1 Vote	Maryland Developers Are Trying to Kiss Him