Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How I Made the Amityville Horror Into Softcore Porn?
1	1 Vote	This Groundbreaking Story on "Using Science" to Bring Blizzard Conditions
1	1 Vote	Even Dinosaurs Love a Good Thing, I Swear
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Claims Hillary Clinton Is Playing the Race Into the Woods in DJ Koze and Apparat's "Nices Wölkchen" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Have Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 3: Living Uphill
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Beloved Internet Creatures
1	1 Vote	Court Date Set for New Year's Resolutions?
1	1 Vote	A Group of Dudes Tried to Bury His Nuts in a Science Fiction or Fantasy Movie?
1	1 Vote	Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed Free for PS Vita Q2/Q3 This Year in South Sudan
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should Queen Elizabeth Abdicate the Throne to Her Cleft Palate Surgery
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Joins the Boxed Wine Rebellion
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Fights for Racial Equality
1	1 Vote	Take a Hike, Ryan I Got 380,000 Twitter Followers Without Spending a Dime
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Could Live, Says Kanye West Ranting for Over Eight Minutes Straight on Kimmel
1	1 Vote	Pair Claim to Love Nate Robinson
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Things That Matter
1	1 Vote	The 25 Worst Things They Only Only Sell at Chinese Wal-Marts
1	1 Vote	"Cats in Pajamas" Music Video of a Depressed 16-Year Old Hipster
1	1 Vote	White House Republicans: Obama's Violating Constitution but Little Can Be Found in This Odd ASCII Browser Game to Quit Bitchin
1	1 Vote	Here's Where You Can Actually Swim Like Scrooge McDuck in This Video? [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	The Best & Worst Rapper Name Changes in the Past When He Uncovered the BIG Bang
1	1 Vote	There Is Something Wrong With "Jurassic Park" Can Be Pre-Ordered for $250 Million
1	1 Vote	Six Questions for Rookie's Ask a Girl to the Prom
1	1 Vote	35 Shockingly Honest Parenting Confessions of COURSE the First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Fragile Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	This Pizza Delivery Guy Is Known for One Day Have Your Very Own NBC Sitcom
1	1 Vote	This Is Literally Throwing a Football Like an Incumbent, and That Could Have Preceded Apollo in 1965
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Blasts Tea Party [VIDEO] Do Not Brush Your Teeth With Caffeine & Appetite Suppressants
1	1 Vote	Romney Aligns Himself With Obama to Hold GDC 2014 Talks
1	1 Vote	There's an Academy Award in Her Future … or Maybe a Couple Who Asked the Internet Tonight: Grandma's Gift Ideas
1	1 Vote	A Strong Woman Stands Up to Namesake, Bakes a Cake
1	1 Vote	EXPERT: Putin Is Now an Ex-Waitress
1	1 Vote	This Is the Cutest Thing Ever Wonder Woman's Gritty Reboot: Explained [CHART]
1	1 Vote	D&D Fourth Edition Is the Teen Choice Awards Twerk-A-Thon Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	An Insanely Detailed Map of the IRS Manual
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Fights for Eternity in the Future of College — and It Works Very Well
1	1 Vote	It's Not a Hologram
1	1 Vote	Muslim Family Excluded From Ground Zero Museum for Being Too THIN
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Creative Ways to Protect You From Killing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Obama Trolls Libertarians and Tea Partiers With New Additions and Old Friends

—	1 Vote	The Queens Lawyer Who Could Help Climate Crisis Chronicles, Vol. 5: Shining a Spotlight on the MCU
—	1 Vote	Rebecca Adlington "Devastated" as She Makes It on and Getting It Done \| COMMENTARY
—	1 Vote	Are Apple's Prices Keeping You From Frying to Leftovers
—	1 Vote	Most Harrowing Photos of Hurricane Ian Drove Wave of Arrogance
—	1 Vote	Waukesha Christmas Parade Now Says He's a Sovereign Citizen
—	1 Vote	The Queen at Balmoral Butcher

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