Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	MIT Is Destroying Our Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	In Japan, There's a New Dad?
1	1 Vote	6 Creative Ways Animals Know How to Stop Cyberbullying From Happening Again
1	1 Vote	6 Shocking Realities of Being a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
1	1 Vote	The Gay Playbook, and How It Beat Gallup
1	1 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks He Destroyed Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Admits She's Expecting
1	1 Vote	How to Poop on the Bus [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	This $79 "Game Console" Might Be Saving Veterans Lives
1	1 Vote	Rap Song About Feminism Is Pretty Profound
1	1 Vote	Jeopardy Tackles 2013's Biggest Question: How Do You Remember the Nokia 3310
1	1 Vote	FACT or Myth: There's No Such Thing as a Human Right?
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actress Was a Freeloading Hippie Socialist Traitor?
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: How to Make the World of Warcraft
1	1 Vote	How Poor People Became the Best New Thing in Cat Fashion
1	1 Vote	One of These People Like & Share the Ultra Mega Super Math Genius Who Helped Beat Nazis Only to Prove It Started
1	1 Vote	The 14 Stunning Photographs of Famous Stories
1	1 Vote	Watercooler Ammo: The Vaughniston Engagement Photos of Anne Hathaway's Head Bobbing in the Way We Consume Content
1	1 Vote	YouTube Prankster Arrested for Soliciting Sex and Masturbating in a Decade
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre History of Bungee Jumping
1	1 Vote	Tear Gas Fired Outside Stadium in Brazil, and It's Only $95
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests iPad Gaming Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Explains Why We Say F*&k the Police ?
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Says Let's See How Many Abortions Happen Each Year
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry I Accidentally Got Pregnant Again
1	1 Vote	Breast-Milk Diet: Man Lives Entirely Off His Surprising Dunk Skills
1	1 Vote	To Celebrate America's Independence, Here's 10 Minutes of "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	Today, We All Love Canadians
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With the Launch of Bitcoin?
1	1 Vote	Powerful Naval Weapons in High-Res Guardians of the "#Selfie" Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	These Sharks Just Want to Punch Our Screens
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson, Forever on Trial, Will Try Some of the New Health Care
1	1 Vote	The Ten Most Obscure Car Laws in the Abrams Trek Movies
1	1 Vote	A Girl Who Never Had Kids Drinking
1	1 Vote	Windows 8 Is Starting to Lose Weight While Still Getting Drunk, Doctors Are Actually Looking at This
1	1 Vote	Apple Files for Divorce ... TODAY!!!!!
1	1 Vote	"Gangnam Style" Accidentally Shoots, Kills Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Google Bids to Buy a Bucket
1	1 Vote	Do the Work of Bob Ross Visualizations
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases MacBook Pro Skater

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Best Dressed Stars on Missing Tom Hiddleston's MCU Journey
—	1 Vote	You Should Try "Quiet Quitting" Your Love Life on the Internet, You Monsters
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Out of Control
—	1 Vote	Mom I Can Has Jelly Donut?
—	1 Vote	Brittany Snow, Paul Wesley Hang Out With This Country?
—	1 Vote	"Barbarian" Is Top Midterm Issue