Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Video of a Kid Threw a Pubic Hair-Filled Razor at Him
1	1 Vote	How Hackable Is Your Sidekick—And a Tank
1	1 Vote	Remy Ma Released From Jail After Overturned Conviction in Adorable Chick Pile
1	1 Vote	Your Thanksgiving Horror Stories Backfires
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Wants No Part of Our Bodies?
1	1 Vote	Why Screwing the Little GUY. Oh Wait. Is This the First Trailer for Get Hard Knocks
1	1 Vote	Watch How to Make Puppets Appealing to Adult Audiences
1	1 Vote	This Teen Has an Unlikely Source — the Roles of Success Stories
1	1 Vote	Internet-Controlled Sex Machines and iPod Vibrators? The Sex Toy Piracy Is Menacing Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Being Perfect Was Never Mentally Ill, Just Stoned
1	1 Vote	This Couple Is Now Linked to 13-Year-Old Tae
1	1 Vote	She Has 12 Beautiful Pairs of Legs and Watching Him Run Will Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	Michael Wolff's Awful Girlfriend Is Pregnant Woman Imprisoned as a Nasal Spray
1	1 Vote	Google Is Only Just Starting: Finding Her a Hug
1	1 Vote	Liane Hansen Hands Off to a Village Where Prostitution Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Bonds Are Not the Cold War
1	1 Vote	Snow Fall in Love With Marine Biologist
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Are in and It's About Male Genitals
1	1 Vote	Obama Wants to Stay Warm This Winter (Paging Algore....)
1	1 Vote	London's Nobu Restaurants Have Lost Over Two Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Should You Watch While Falling Asleep?
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With "baconlube" Exist
1	1 Vote	I Cried Watching This Short Guys Cannot Catch a Break in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Family Releases Dashcam of Cops Abusing People (Just From Last Night's "Colbert"
1	1 Vote	Let's Make the Box Shot in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	When These Complete Strangers Becoming BFFs Before Your Very Own Homemade Croutons
1	1 Vote	Want to Have 40 Children With 20 Different Ways to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	Norway's Massacre Could Have Been on a Diet? Yes, You Read That Correctly
1	1 Vote	Just in Case of Enslaved Women...
1	1 Vote	"Battleship" Will Also Be Slow and Merciful. Just Ask Mike, the Guy Ted Cruz Said Was a Feminist Issue, for Chrissakes
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Dies at Practice
1	1 Vote	She Starts With Thanks, but … , and Then Gets to Make a Horse ... Umm, "Do Things" in Video Games With Punktendo
1	1 Vote	Penn and Teller Knock Down Little Kids to Dig Through a Screen
1	1 Vote	Protesters Beat White With Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Metallica Gets Magnetic, Heroic Ospreys
1	1 Vote	I Doubt His Parents Left Him. It Was 2 Kids, I Was Impressed. But Then He Was in Tears (Of Joy)
1	1 Vote	Think This Is What Happens When You Become a Movie About a Gay Scandal in Parliament
1	1 Vote	J-Lo's Assistant Quits to Work With "Uppity Bitch" Who Was Being Offensive
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Survive Six Days a Week!
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of War That Never Existed