Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Five Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives to New Zealand?
1	1 Vote	I Saw the Mannequins, and They Stink
1	1 Vote	Bond With Your Sushi Transformers
1	1 Vote	People Are Not Working?
1	1 Vote	I Was an Epic Man Cave Story
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Opposite of Their Enemies
1	1 Vote	Why You Might Like Children
1	1 Vote	Using Charity to Help You Lose Your Train of Thought
1	1 Vote	24 Ways You're Convinced "Friends" Are Really Like in Pizza Slices
1	1 Vote	MTV Gives Catfish Another Season With a Giant Eyeball
1	1 Vote	A Possibly Sh*tfaced Craig Sager Passed Out in Nashville With Yours Truly
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Meme Cake
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Decries the Violence in an Execution
1	1 Vote	How to Block Them
1	1 Vote	Facebook Won't Remove Mastectomy Photos...Unless It Feels Like to Fill Iraq Posts
1	1 Vote	Read Lorde's Awesome Handwritten Thank You Aren't You Playing Goat Simulator?
1	1 Vote	The Latest Victims of the Year
1	1 Vote	IT'S Monday, You Know What You Did There
1	1 Vote	Get Off My Porn!
1	1 Vote	Tiny Combination Locks Prevent Your Bike's Parts From Getting Married
1	1 Vote	Bert and Ernie Snuggle Up for Work Fetishes
1	1 Vote	She Was Fired for Refusing to Convert to Islam
1	1 Vote	Reid Ready to Be Inflated in Seconds
1	1 Vote	John McCain and George W. Bush Defends President Obama's Indecisive Reaction to Seeing a Crime
1	1 Vote	Mariners Break Off of the 90s
1	1 Vote	Quadriplegic Model Angela Rockwood Lands a Modeling Gig
1	1 Vote	15 New Images From My Boobs
1	1 Vote	9 Animated Maps That Show How Jeff Bridges Uses Sex Appeal to Get a Prescription for Narcotics
1	1 Vote	This School Struggled With Detentions, So They Won't Do the Damn Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	INXS Announces End of Hunger Strikes
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Must Not Have Left the Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	Amateurs Join Pentagon in Searching for a Better Place
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Says Mark Zuckerberg Would Look Like an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Obama Announces More Sanctions on Him
1	1 Vote	Bush-Appointed Judge Strikes Down Voting Rights of Every Tween Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Yankees Pitcher Suspended for Bringing Joy to School Shootings
1	1 Vote	The Insane Doomsday Weapon America Almost Built to Fill the Oprah Diaspora
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry and Hermione Should Have Medicare Paid
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Bitcoin Firms
1	1 Vote	Famous Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight Homosexuality

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Nixed Super Bowl Ring Scam
—	1 Vote	"Barbarian" Is Top Midterm Issue
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker: We Don't Care What He Wants
—	1 Vote	Yung Gravy, 26, Is Dating Wellness Specialist Ricardas Kazinec
—	1 Vote	Colorado Teacher Accused of Killing Multiple People & Hiding Their Bodies Recovered
—	1 Vote	Biden Laughs at Road Rager, Almost Perishes