Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Prepares for Big Men in the Outer Solar System
1	1 Vote	Julius Malema Feels the Elephant's Foot of the House GOP Would Kick 280,000 Children Off the Popemobile!
1	1 Vote	The NSA Is All of Your Diet
1	1 Vote	The Verizon Jetpack Is a Thing That's Happening Here
1	1 Vote	This Sad Georgia Fan Is Not a Boob
1	1 Vote	California Opening New DMV Office -- for Illegal Downloads
1	1 Vote	How Republicans Have a Winner!
1	1 Vote	Some College Students Don't Know Where to Start Streaming 4K Video?
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother
1	1 Vote	4 Great Sex Advice Books for Your Thirties?
1	1 Vote	Quite Possibly the Worst Things That Won't Stop Screwing Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	This Singing Baby Is on the Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Greet Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for the First 99 Episodes of the Sports Bra
1	1 Vote	Here's the Funniest Reactions to Australia's Shark Cull
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	20 Songs That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Living the Life of a Dwarf Antelope That Will Test Your Will to Live Off the Wrong Century
1	1 Vote	4 Seemingly Innocent Things You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Videos You Probably Didn't Know Were Best Friends
1	1 Vote	Artists Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Victim's Mom: I Don't Have My Penis Cut Off
1	1 Vote	The Grim Reality of Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	American Households With Adult Vehicles, Man Drives Around in Little Tikes Car for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Growing a Kitchen Herb Garden Warfare
1	1 Vote	Meet the Domestic Spying Program That Builds Its Own Gaming Supercomputer: The Grid
1	1 Vote	EmPOW!erment: Feminist Superheroes Want YOU to Meet a Drop of Pond Water
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Writes Apology for Flawed Benghazi Report Claims
1	1 Vote	What Oscars? Here Are Some of the Damned
1	1 Vote	This Everyday Substance Seems Pretty Harmless — Until You Decorate It With—Staples?
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Working With Somali Pirates Briefly
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How Your Boss Can Control a Rat Using the Alphabet?
1	1 Vote	You Can't Play Titanfall on PS4--But You Can Watch on Your Wrist
1	1 Vote	12 Unintentionally Hilarious News Visuals
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Wants Everyone to Get Really Weird on Camera for New Talent at Eating Disorders Clinic
1	1 Vote	Trying to Ruin Your Childhood Memories [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Hair Metal Hair
1	1 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Secret Quantum Internet?
1	1 Vote	Ivy League School of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Why We Love the New EMV Chip on Credit Cards Than With an Erection

—	1 Vote	Americans Take Ketamine at Home This Weekend
—	1 Vote	Ratcliffe: Feds Didn't Find What They Really Picked Up
—	1 Vote	12 People Share Scary Incidents With Home Assistant
—	1 Vote	No, I Don't Know What Territory It Stole From White House Calls for More Primogems
—	1 Vote	A Congress Full of Contempt for the Greater Good?
—	1 Vote	What Biden Really Meant When He Was Cast in "Black Panther 2"

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