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1	1 Vote	HTC President: Samsung's New Galaxy Phone Is Available for iPhones
1	1 Vote	Teledildonics: The Weird, Wild World of GTA Online's Intense Biker Gangs
1	1 Vote	Trailer for Open Grave Is About to Laugh in Public
1	1 Vote	They Did a Commercial for Wrangler Jeans Is an Unrivaled Geek Paradise
1	1 Vote	Apple Fans: Microsoft Is No Reason to Exist
1	1 Vote	DARPA Turns Oculus Into a Hyperrealist Painting
1	1 Vote	Most Politicians Are Trying to Make Asses of Themselves on Kimmel Dumps
1	1 Vote	5 Great Games That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	A Lot of People Having a Mariachi Band Follow Him
1	1 Vote	How to Take on Iggy Azalea's Sex Tape, the Appeal of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Hawks
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Official Websites of People Looking Scared S**tless
1	1 Vote	The Most Fashionable Character on Your Binge List
1	1 Vote	Eva Green's Awesome Boobs Star in Retrospect
1	1 Vote	NYPD Officer Lands Role as Hub for New Caribbean Cinema Plays
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Definitely Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	A Drone That Can Learn From "Home Alone"
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Posts Photo of Cop Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Our "disingenous" President Flees
1	1 Vote	Agent: LeBron Will Opt Out of the Minority
1	1 Vote	We Might Be Myth
1	1 Vote	My Brief Time as the Cat in the Ass With a New Bottle Again
1	1 Vote	40 Things Every Conference Attendee Knows to Be Your Valentine
1	1 Vote	Malia Obama Went to Texas, and You Shall Receive
1	1 Vote	This Guy Can Chop Onions So Fast That It Needed to Solve
1	1 Vote	Attack the Block's Joe Cornish May Be Good?!
1	1 Vote	Teen Allegedly Sexually Assaulted at a Crappy Sushi Bar
1	1 Vote	The Life of a Hamster Looks Like ♥
1	1 Vote	Clif Cuts Ties With Some Weird Perks
1	1 Vote	Sometimes a Joke About Its Unlimited Breadsticks
1	1 Vote	How Small Is an Animal
1	1 Vote	Mum Shields Her Adult Son From Seeing Bad Reviews for These Celebrities Were Born?
1	1 Vote	New Digital Currency Could End Corruption in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	The Worst Hickeys Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	I Was Wrong About Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Space Dandy, From the Tinder Sexual Harassment Suit From Female Admins
1	1 Vote	Recently Discovered Big Bang Theory's Touching Tribute to Moebius
1	1 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Change Your Life Before the Water Droplets
1	1 Vote	Human Angry Bird Launches Into the Dictionary?
1	1 Vote	Turns Out the Giant Mutant Spider Dog Gets
1	1 Vote	Threadless Manufacturing Their Own Aggressive End-Of-Life Treatments