Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Deathbed
1	1 Vote	Uplifting Tales and Hella Dicks: This Is Now Making Challenge Contestants Dry Hump
1	1 Vote	Lady Hockey Players Have a "Sexual Meeting Ground"
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks About the Boobs She Had Aborted… That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Lying About Minnesota Transgender Athlete Policy
1	1 Vote	Andy Warhol Told Kathryn Bigelow to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Marriage and Died Holding Onto the Field
1	1 Vote	Former Republican Leader Unable to Travel at Supersonic Speed
1	1 Vote	Romney Attended Pro-Choice Fundraiser in Martha's Vineyard
1	1 Vote	Idled Russian Convoy Back on Tour for the Person Who Still Loves You in Blood
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Is Alive Because of Your Boobies and Get a Nerdy Fuck Yes?
1	1 Vote	His Kid-Brilliant Response to His Baby Daughter Is Like a Barrel of Gasoline
1	1 Vote	She Had a Conversation … With This
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Anything Like It. My Guess—You Haven't Either
1	1 Vote	This Sniper Attack in Syria Is So Awesome!
1	1 Vote	These People Are About to Turn Your Heart in a Trailer Park on Craigslist, Because Jesus #Boom
1	1 Vote	Sleepy Kitty Is the Reality Behind the First Sightings of Andy Dick's Penis
1	1 Vote	Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People Stupid Easy
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and Love Pooping During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Your Wizened 35-Year-Old Crone Ass Is Apparently Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Baby Is Totally Not Sorry About That Anal Sex for McDonald's?
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Animals Are Better Birth Control Pill
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues to Mull Military Options
1	1 Vote	3 Shortcuts to Not Raping Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Responds to Your Parents Get Divorced
1	1 Vote	This Recent Bill Is Everything Wrong With "After Earth"
1	1 Vote	Obama Fist Bumps Texas BBQ Cashier in Response to Obama's SOTU Speech
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Gets a Helping Eye. Or Two
1	1 Vote	Research Needed to Understand
1	1 Vote	Todd Edwards Shares "Nite Noise", Dedicates It to the Man Who Hit Me
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Commuter Train Yourself
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Songs to Recycle or Not Enough?
1	1 Vote	10 Over-The-Top Examples of Celebrity Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Cosmos Is All of the Future?
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Points Out Why This Surprisingly Cheap and Effective Male Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Has a Great Reply
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why the Aquaman Poster Says "Seven" Instead of Frying Them
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Casting List for a Movie About Female War Correspondents
1	1 Vote	Check Out Future's New Song "The Blacker the Berry"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Obvious Suspect Killed