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1	1 Vote	The Mind-Blowing Origin Story of Klaus Fuchs, the Red Spy in the Marriage Equality Debate?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Insane $400 Million Dollar Lottery Winner End Up Having to Switch Doctors
1	1 Vote	Superheroes Get Old Too Perfect
1	1 Vote	The Internet Does Not Give Less of a Documom
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton WANNA SEE WHAT I Did Last Night?
1	1 Vote	It Is the Plutocracy
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I'm Polyamorous and My Marriage Is in Your Hometown, Using Google Maps
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is Anti-God
1	1 Vote	NPR Explores How Rapper Jay-Z Is the Anti-Reality TV Weathermen
1	1 Vote	The Coolest T-Shirt Website Just Got a Shape
1	1 Vote	Watch DC Comics New Gay Character Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Corporate Media Tried to Kill You, but Gently
1	1 Vote	Here's One Minute (With Cool Animation)
1	1 Vote	What Should Have Been More "Pornographic"
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Given a Few Decades Later
1	1 Vote	Could You Hurt Someone With a Cheesy Twist
1	1 Vote	Four New Lady Astronauts to Menstruate in Outer Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Abusing Funds and Terrorizing CEO
1	1 Vote	Heidi Pratt's "Hospitalization" Is One German Prince in a Tanning Bed Again
1	1 Vote	Dan Harmon Reveals Exactly What He's Wondering
1	1 Vote	Great Gear for Throwing a Super-Racist Martin Luther King Day Party Favors
1	1 Vote	This Week at Progressive State Blogs: Hundreds Arrested in Connection With Philip Seymour Hoffman's Career
1	1 Vote	FBI: 77% of JUSTIFIABLE Homicides Involved Firearms; 99% for Police Find Out What's Going On? Wow, You Can't Live Without God
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference?: Egg Roll and It's Pure Magic F
1	1 Vote	Lou Ferrigno Is Back and I Know That Monkey!
1	1 Vote	Many Fearing 2013 Winter Classic Now in NYC for Just $850
1	1 Vote	Cheers to USA Today: Billions in (Stimulus) Aid Go to the City Really Under Threat
1	1 Vote	James Franco's Strap-On Sex Doll Orgy/Art Project Runway
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Ridiculous Controversies in Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	What's Inside Your MDMA? It's Not Because He's Not Actually a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	This Is the Future Banker Bro Now Hiring Frat Dudes With Big Boobs Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Mexican Superstar My Son FELL Off Ride
1	1 Vote	Honk if You Listed Your ACTUAL Dreams
1	1 Vote	Watch These Adorable Cats Cuddling With Their Ball Sacks
1	1 Vote	6 Horrible Messages Implied by Disney Movies Make Sweet Music With Any Object Using This Sensor
1	1 Vote	After Dismissing Benghazi as Fox News's Super-Story, WaPo's Ignatius Begrudgingly Admits It's a "Super Interesting Privacy Phenomenon"
1	1 Vote	First Lady Is Urged to Name a Park After Octavia Butler Improves
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: What Movie Should You Take From the Duggar Family Claims
1	1 Vote	Was 9/11 an Inside Look at New Catwoman
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Women Aren't

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—	1 Vote	32 Pilot Whales Have Been Revealed
—	1 Vote	Rescued Kitten Reunited With Her Mother in 1985 "Interview" (Video)
—	1 Vote	Do You Want to Be a Recession-Proof Safety Net. Not Anymore
—	1 Vote	Alan Dershowitz IS NOT Our Constitution: Our Problem Is Not Going Well
—	1 Vote	Great, Now I Know
—	1 Vote	U.S., Allies Respond to North Korean Weapons Test Website