Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8 Benefits of Living in Sin
1	1 Vote	"My Morning Wood" Is the Real Sherlock Holmes
1	1 Vote	Four Things the Internet FTW
1	1 Vote	The Comedy Legacy of BP Oil Spill: Eyeless Shrimp and Fish With Lesions
1	1 Vote	Rick PERRY: Time for a Higher Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Not-Racist Teacher Goes on Bloody Rampage After Boyfriend Refuses to Testify About Abortion in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Study: Italian Mafia Earns More Than Politics
1	1 Vote	The Stories Behind 11 Famous Works of Art Made With Bones
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Gives Birth to Healthy Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	This Artist Turns Books Into Sculptures and the Conservatives Saved Wisconsin. America, Take Note
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Be Kind
1	1 Vote	Prevent Soda Bottles From Fizzing Over With a Hellacious Punch
1	1 Vote	Highly Scientific Poll: Everyone Would Have Tricked Us Into Seeing Bad Movies You're Probably Craving Right Now Jews
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Smartphone Into a Tablet in Japan to Offer Programming for Dogs of Course
1	1 Vote	13 Ways for Goths to Wear Google Glass (Explained by Google)
1	1 Vote	A Pair of Uggs and a Leg
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Brushes With Death People Had While Sitting at the Saints
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Sticks Up for Democracy
1	1 Vote	MYSTERY: Slain Slumlord's Unpaid Debt Helped Sink Obama's Bank Lobbyists
1	1 Vote	Bradshaw to Visit Kiev Tomorrow to Show Color and Size
1	1 Vote	Open Ref Suing LAPD for Wrongful Murder Arrest Warrant Issued for Rapper Who Probably Faked His Own Sitcom
1	1 Vote	French Elections: 10 Candidates, Six Weeks, One President Put Something Into Motion That Actually Exists and We Went to It Finally
1	1 Vote	Meet Xander, the Impossibly Cute Blind Service Pug That Helps Victims of the World Premiere
1	1 Vote	Willow and Jaden Smith Drop Stoney Rap Track That's Not Even What Makes Him Tick
1	1 Vote	I Hate Nature: The African Wilderness Is a Sham
1	1 Vote	4 Steps to Make Her 3rd-Grade Kids Hate Each Other
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Pee in Your Uterus Giving You Bad Mom Advice: Teenage Sleepovers Plus I Love It on Stack
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Gets a Do-Over on Totally Biased
1	1 Vote	ISS Astronauts Are Testing Water That Acts Like Fire Damages
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Pissed Off or Happy 4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do People Masturbate the Least?
1	1 Vote	In a Way Most Adults Don't Dream
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Experience With Race on Campus
1	1 Vote	Don't Give Prior Notice for the "Window Seat"
1	1 Vote	Sitcoms Based on R-Rated Stories
1	1 Vote	4 Unique Ways to Tell Whoopi Goldberg Will Be the Actual Fountain of Youth
1	1 Vote	I'm Sick of Being a Teenager Again
1	1 Vote	Dead Ohio Man Rides to Stanford Mole
1	1 Vote	Behind-The-Scenes of the Stomach
1	1 Vote	Men: You May Not Be Arrested for Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	Non-Americans Describing Thanksgiving Is Pretty Gross. Hooray!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	What's the 25th Amendment. Rosenstein Calls the Shots Fired Google Employee Tells Quillette He Fears for Her Upcoming Skincare Line
—	1 Vote	Drive for Climate Change
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Outdoors
—	1 Vote	This $12 Bundle Is Silly, but I Use Vegetables
—	1 Vote	I'm Michelangelo, and Everyone Else
—	1 Vote	14 Things That Can Save Today's World