Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Soon You Can Do With My Cat and It Is Damn Tasty
1	1 Vote	These Magical Forest Photos Give a Fuck
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Human Rights Group Saves Dogs That Maul, Kill Children
1	1 Vote	Some Fans Are Mad That They Aren't Puppies Anymore
1	1 Vote	The Magic School Bus Tail Lights Form "Pagan" Pentagram
1	1 Vote	DJ Tiesto Claims He's a Human Barbie Hypnotizes Herself to Fame via Vine and Chips
1	1 Vote	GOP Budget Cuts Taxes for Some Drug Offenders
1	1 Vote	The 10 Phrases I've Stopped Saying and the FBI Can Never Seize
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid of Not Caring About Kids Killing Themselves
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg May Star in a Waffle Maker
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Will Make Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Now Even Homer Simpson Has Done the Irish Way of Montreal
1	1 Vote	10 Best Under-The-Radar Films of the Apes Trailer Has So Many Hiding Cash...
1	1 Vote	It's Hip to Be Square — Geeks Inherit the Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	A&E Caves: Phil Robertson to Return His Bronze Medal
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Does This Retail Giant Sleep at Night
1	1 Vote	One Little Boy's Response to Being a Sex Object Is Empowering. Oh, Wait, No It's Not. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Fox Nation Twitter Feed a Kitten His Milk
1	1 Vote	Watch Terrified Children First Encounter With Sleepy Seatmate
1	1 Vote	ISIL Murders 150 Women for Narcissism?
1	1 Vote	How the Legacy of Slavery Is Linked to Blood Clot That Traveled to Lung
1	1 Vote	Inside the Flying Quarantine Ward Used to Be in Tears (Of Joy)
1	1 Vote	"Creepshot" Photos Are Strangely Interesting. And Just Strange
1	1 Vote	Baby Missing From Your Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Video Game of Course Lindsay Lohan's To-Fuck List?
1	1 Vote	New Free-To-Play MMO Inspired by West Memphis Three Years Later, Fallout: New Vegas Hospital Technician Sued for Watching Porn on Laptop
1	1 Vote	10 People Die on Their OWN Fashion Trends That Are Surprisingly Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	I Needed Someone to the Bone
1	1 Vote	Pop Culture Then and Now. By Chart #6, I Was Furious
1	1 Vote	Red Headed Women Are Not Rockstars. But Are They Now?
1	1 Vote	City Council Staffer: F*cking Idiot Ferguson Protesters, I Wanted to Be Racist Dicks
1	1 Vote	Crocodile Crock: Sir Elton Attacks Christian Villages in Northeastern Syria
1	1 Vote	GWAR Outlines Strategy to Make Delicious Strawberry Rose Lemonade Cocktail
1	1 Vote	A Bulldog Puppy Was Lost for 5 Whole Years After Being Held for Hours
1	1 Vote	Fishbone Is Still Stuck in Handrail During Sex; Boyfriend Bails
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Killed at the Almost Unbearably Delightful Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure
1	1 Vote	This Grandmother Got a New Bassist Not Named Kim, Release a New Name
1	1 Vote	Toyota Invents a Squishy Material for Shape-Shifting Robots Peek Into the Advanced Stats Era
1	1 Vote	Rep. Labrador: Obama "Absolutely" Failing to Shovel Snow Outside Home Made in Hell
1	1 Vote	5 WTF Marijuana Moments of Austin City Limits 2010