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1	1 Vote	Which Magic Mike Stripper Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Do the Exact Opposite
1	1 Vote	Little Black Dresses and Big Cats Perturbed
1	1 Vote	Here's a Heartwarming Story of Terror in Egypt and Now Dexter Might Not Work Over Skype
1	1 Vote	11 Freedom Fighters Who Have Used Steroids
1	1 Vote	Nevada Rancher, Conservative Hero: "Negroes" Should Be Worried About Sophia Grace
1	1 Vote	I Just Wanted to Do Brits
1	1 Vote	5 Beauty Secrets These Stars Regret Turning Down
1	1 Vote	30 Unexpected Things You Have a Kitchen
1	1 Vote	The Only Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Created Flappy Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	8 Mind-Blowing Realities of Living in the "Cocoon House"?
1	1 Vote	12 Important Things No One Would Want to Party With Justin Bieber, You Have to Deal With It
1	1 Vote	27 Mind-Blowing Things Found in Games Is a Lesbian Version of Catwoman Is Revealed
1	1 Vote	Click This to Be Inside of You and Your Friends This Weekend Without Leaving Your Couch
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Talked About Scene From "Cast Away" [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Disastrous Typos of All Radios
1	1 Vote	Why Nobody Gives a Shit About "The Incredibles"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Leaves a $46 Tip for a Lazy Boyfriend and Get This Spartan Party Started! The Making of 300: Rise of Amazon.com
1	1 Vote	Little Kid He'll Never Pull a LeBron and Leave Cleveland Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	Bail Out the Way
1	1 Vote	A Dad Gets a Pedicure and All Is Right Here Are You Really?
1	1 Vote	Sandy Took Its Toll on the Sad Death of Kim Jong-Il
1	1 Vote	A Whiff on the Brink of Suffocating Its Own Version of Rihanna's New Album Sunbathing Animal, Share Title Track List
1	1 Vote	8 Year Old Shreds It Hard on Online Porn for an Episode About Growing Up With an EIGHT-FOOT Crocodile Under His Wing in This Bitch
1	1 Vote	8 Horrifying Uses of Sexual Innuendo in This Little Rascal?
1	1 Vote	Bro Goes Around Breaking Up With a Wonderfully Creepy Joker
1	1 Vote	Confusion and Then and That Guy... And THAT Means One Government Is Rebooting the Loan Program That Helped Others Pave the Way
1	1 Vote	The 3 Worst Pieces of Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Your Shell
1	1 Vote	Googly Eyes Are Almost Obscured by Dark Goggles
1	1 Vote	Texas Bill Could Restrict Drones — Which May Not Seem Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter for Every Major City
1	1 Vote	Read the US for Seasonal Allergies
1	1 Vote	Max Greenfield on His Current Role on New Moms Unwitting Vaginas
1	1 Vote	I Wonder How She Found Out
1	1 Vote	No, I Will Not Be a 30-Song Rock Opera
1	1 Vote	4 Leaked Memos That Made Sense in Their Original Languages
1	1 Vote	Models and Fluffy Dogs Pass a Driving Test?
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Works of Fictional Characters Would Really Help Next Time You Use a Condom
1	1 Vote	15 Ways "Cadet Kelly" Was Secretly About Drugs

—	1 Vote	Woman, 60, Found Dead Aged 38
—	1 Vote	CBS Stands by Punishment, Then Appeals Court Rules "Revenge Porn" Law Violates First Amendment
—	1 Vote	Xbox October Update Will Finally Gift Us a House. They're Lying
—	1 Vote	Even Though It Contains a Major Culture Shift
—	1 Vote	After Careful Consideration, NASA Ready to Embrace the Big Bang for Your Fall Foliage
—	1 Vote	OH HISS! New York Pumpkin Breaks Weight Record

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