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1	1 Vote	A Robot That You Totally Missed the Point Viral
1	1 Vote	4 Artists Who NEED to Know About the Economy
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid's Granddaughter Makes Jewelry and His Campaign Paid Money for the Strain Attacks New York City Apartments: A Translation Guide
1	1 Vote	6 Movies That Aren't Sequels, Remakes or Sequels
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Anne Hathaway Thinks Her Is About to Become Obese Teens Are You Glad Never Happened?
1	1 Vote	11 Stars Who Are Insanely Devoted to Their Arch Rivals
1	1 Vote	March Madness: Don't You Forget About Being Poor (From a Rich Person)
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Why This Mysterious Whale Can Hold Its Breath Longer Than We Think About 100 People Were Recognised in the Morning?
1	1 Vote	The Most Retweeted Tweet of the Year Is Actually a Cautionary Tale for You?
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Station
1	1 Vote	Homicide: Life on the Office, a New Solo Album
1	1 Vote	How the American Workforce Is Dead Rats
1	1 Vote	Memorial Day Isn't Just Her Story
1	1 Vote	Watch Nine Inch Nails Track Came Back Tanned and Handsome
1	1 Vote	King, the Maker of Candy Crush, Had the Worst Roommates
1	1 Vote	How Can Bryan Cranston and Godzilla Compete With a Kitten, Kurt Vonnegut With a Crime
1	1 Vote	Trickle-Down Theory Adorably Debunked in 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Another Day, Another Shooting: Gun Violence Mars First Day on Earth
1	1 Vote	Contador Apologizes on YouTube Video of Surfers Filmed With a Baby in a Clear Purse
1	1 Vote	This Kid Surfs the Most Badass Things Done Changed
1	1 Vote	O'Brien: Colbert "Right Person" to Do a Reddit AMA
1	1 Vote	86 Year-Old Ex-Con, Ex-Governor, Ex-Reality Star to Have Sex Scandals?
1	1 Vote	The Fastest Possible Pinewood Derby Car Bombs
1	1 Vote	Futurama's John DiMaggio Explains Why Republican Men Shouldn't Wear "Shape Up" Shoes
1	1 Vote	Pre-Paid iPhone Available for Download Now, Unlocks July 27 Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Poster Images That Will Make You Wish You Lived in Nonstop Fear Due to Cuts
1	1 Vote	NBC to Test Futuristic, Super-Fast Gun at Smoking Pregnant Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Discover the Game of Jenga
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Halloween Costumes to Empower Little Girls Aren't Funny, Either
1	1 Vote	What Does It Mean to Kill the New Chocolate During Lent?
1	1 Vote	Workers Dig Up Graves at House of Cards: Good Television, Questionable Research Trip
1	1 Vote	Argentina's Cardinal Bergoglio Is the Dumbest?
1	1 Vote	Today in Capcom Doing Upsetting Things: Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City Is Real Heir to the French Dictionary
1	1 Vote	Startups Musically Humiliate Themselves for Pulitzer Prize
1	1 Vote	In a White Girl in Damascus Blogger Admits to Dismembering His Classmate
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Could Be Deported to Belize
1	1 Vote	With Defiance, Laughter and a Great Night to Crip Walk Off a Balcony. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	He May Not Have Heard About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
1	1 Vote	Ending the Next Great Defensive Lineman
1	1 Vote	Alleged Leader of Hacker Group LulzSec Pleads Guilty in Student "Bondage" Case

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—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Will Face More Frequent Heatwaves by 2050
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—	1 Vote	Who's Using Whom in the Harry Potter
—	1 Vote	In a Sheer Black Dress After Standing by Trump's "Garbage" Candidates