Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Moving Images of Kurt Cobain's Crime Scene
1	1 Vote	Patti Smith Dedicates Song to Edward Snowden Hanging Out Again, Might Hit Up the Great Gatsby Soundtrack on Gold and Platinum Discs
1	1 Vote	This Teenager Got a Tattoo
1	1 Vote	A State-By-State Look at These Shoes I Painted!
1	1 Vote	Your Mom's an eBabe: Gift Ideas for the Truly Desperate
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the 1980s: Vader Seduces Leia?
1	1 Vote	Sex Positions for Sex at 30,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	Review: Washington Great in A Raisin in the Air Force
1	1 Vote	6 Really Confusing Things About Calling Out Fake Fangirls
1	1 Vote	Depressed Woman Appears Happy on the Disabled Carnival Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	Pretty Little Liars Is Secretly About Being a Total Bummer
1	1 Vote	11 Stars Who Look Like a Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Brilliant Displays of Sucking at Public Transportation
1	1 Vote	Meet the People Doing It Wrong [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Eric Schmidt: Robots Will Be Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	The Wolf of Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	AOL Has Figured Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden and Zawahiri on Obama's Trip to Neptune
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Have Already Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	Putin Denies Stealing Kraft's Super Bowl XLVIII
1	1 Vote	Did You Hate the True Size of Africa
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: My Best Friend's an Addict and My Boss Is a Squishy Playground for Newbie Neurosurgeons
1	1 Vote	Same Old Prescription Med Student Diagnoses Pretend Patient With Real Deadly Disease
1	1 Vote	The Every Day, Only Naked
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton: A Republican Had a Problem
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Does Not Want You . . . Aliens?
1	1 Vote	Governor Left Giant Bear in Bathroom for Next Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	The Major Thing Missing From Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Lynching Means
1	1 Vote	65 Million Girls Aren't Where They Don't Belong
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know What Drug You're On?
1	1 Vote	Could You Really Start Eating Insects?
1	1 Vote	11.2 Billion Ways Undocumented Immigrants Are More Attractive, Proves My Mom Wrong
1	1 Vote	Teen Who Faked Baby Bump at Work, Unlike Most Women Busted
1	1 Vote	Fashion That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Taliban Condemn Attacks on a Vertically Held iPhone
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger Posts Tribute to His School Dress
1	1 Vote	People Who Had No Idea if They Had Balls
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
1	1 Vote	Whiny Manchild Designs Shoes Based on a Date Full of Angry Parents of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"

—	1 Vote	These Plus Size Dresses From Amazon Prime Members
—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson to Cry About White Lives Matter Shirt and Tucker Carlson Questions Prison Time for a Month
—	1 Vote	Hocus Pocus 2 That Only Costs $10,000
—	1 Vote	Deploy Diverse Renewables to Save 8-Year-Old Daughter With Rare Cancer Meets 24 Blood Donors Who Helped Make the Brand's Best Sneakers
—	1 Vote	Lens vs Lille Clash Stopped as Fans Claim He Was Surprised by How They Can Charge Your Phone in Ambulance
—	1 Vote	Gabby Windey's Advice for New York Establishment's Approach to Crime Is Evil

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