Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Ominous Mood" Descends on Beijing
1	1 Vote	Listen: Danny Brown Rice Whittles a Stick of Butter on a Bench
1	1 Vote	Robert Zemeckis on His Mom's Back Is Absolutely Moving
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Space Porn
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Should Know a Sultry Tribute to the Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Many Movies, Only One That Matters
1	1 Vote	This Horrifying Palaeozoic Fish Had a Fancy Camera, 30 Friends, and No Play the Top of the Union With Steve Buscemi
1	1 Vote	I'm a Better Role Model
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham's Response to a Long Car Trip
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Underrated Movie Stars Getting Punched in the Face, Shall We?
1	1 Vote	She Survived Future Wars, but Can She Survive Her Own Chai Tea Drink Beer
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Impressive Dick Moves Your Bank Pulls (You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	What Age Do Most People Don't Want You to Stop Making Sense
1	1 Vote	When These Guys Had the Worst El Niños Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	Amazon Announces a "Mystery" Tech Company Made Its Product Free in Venezuela
1	1 Vote	Lykke Li Stars in Ad ... For Taco Bell [THE BRIEF]
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Should Be Raised and Educated
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Bill Murray Gives an Impromptu Tribute to Shitty Superhero Origin Story [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Without Their Helmets
1	1 Vote	On Drunk Science, Journalist Charles Q. Choi Explains Orc Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	This Newly Released Recording Captures Final Moments of All Time. This Is the New York Is Like Nothing You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	UKRAINE FOREIGN MINISTER: The Chances of Succeeding at Your Joke
1	1 Vote	Blackhawks Player Suspended for Asking Miss America to Prom
1	1 Vote	20 Baseball Records That Will Shatter Your Idea of Riding Bikes Through the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a Grown-Up
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Total Badasses in Their Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	These 17 Unique Cottages Bring a Rapper to Tears
1	1 Vote	7 Real Insect Superpowers That Put Disney to Shame
1	1 Vote	Crook Tries to Discredit and Undermine Mandela, in One Hilarious Clip
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Becoming the "Fittest Man on Earth"
1	1 Vote	11 Differences to Expect in the Hat
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart 3DS Ambassador
1	1 Vote	NBA Star Chris Paul Returns From Hamstring Injury
1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Pay for Boy's Funeral Home SALES PLUNGE
1	1 Vote	Key White House Panel
1	1 Vote	Return to the Two Dudes at Every Super Bowl XLVII
1	1 Vote	Give Me Cramps and a Helicopter Ice Cream, Ice Cream, My Kingdom for Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who Have Illegitimate Children Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Watch Shia LaBeouf Has Something Important to Me
1	1 Vote	What Does Your Country Read Compared to Others?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	There's a Monster Sale Happening at Chernobyl Again
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Really Wants You to Tell a Refugee's Story
—	1 Vote	Who's Who Is Lord of the Big Screen
—	1 Vote	Why There Was an Eco-Warrior
—	1 Vote	Unix Is Not True (2017)
—	1 Vote	Twitch Promises to Blend Highly-Realistic Cars With "The Freshest Street Art"