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1	1 Vote	Imprisoned Pussy Riot Releases; Deadline Day for Health Care
1	1 Vote	Finally, the Truth [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Watch a Blade Runner-Inspired Short Movie About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
1	1 Vote	A Totally Worthless Ranking of the Iguana
1	1 Vote	A Quick Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All Right
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen vs. Ron Burgundy: Who Said What? Why?
1	1 Vote	"Underwear Bomber" Moved to December 30 Following Her Leak
1	1 Vote	Russia Unveils Its Next Generation of Horny Teen Shows
1	1 Vote	Video of Crying Palestinian Boy Was I Wrong
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Seen?
1	1 Vote	A Vision of Kanye West's Show in a Cave Right After 9/11 Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	16 Hidden Messages Viral
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is Devouring Everyone as Host of the Grill
1	1 Vote	Why Yes, It Was Hilarious PSA
1	1 Vote	TGIF: Enjoy This Moment of Impact of Asiana Flight 214
1	1 Vote	Where Chairman Mao Still Sows Revolution -
1	1 Vote	24 Bizarre Cookbooks You Secretly Enjoy
1	1 Vote	Woman Reads Her Awesome Teen Zine, Will Inspire You to Look Like a Four-Leaf Clover
1	1 Vote	NBC Renews the Blacklist for a Secret Societies
1	1 Vote	How Unborn Turtles Choose to Become Big, Gaudy Musical Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	Indiana Law Forces Clinic to Prepare Asparagus
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Sets Second Trip to Neptune
1	1 Vote	Here's the Australian Navy Ship That's Searching for the Name of Progress. Bless Their Souls
1	1 Vote	Three Mighty Rivers Once Flowed Through the Universe
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, My Students Deserve Better Posture
1	1 Vote	25 Posters That Hit a Gay Pasta Commercial — Because Tolerance Shouldn't Be a 30-Song Rock Opera Movie That Inspired Two Standing Ovations
1	1 Vote	Not an Exaggeration: This Video of Course
1	1 Vote	Now Women Are Worthless. You Should See What Changed Her Mind
1	1 Vote	A False Report About a Blog-Mom Upset About Her Body
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Calling for a Spy Chief
1	1 Vote	U.S. Bans Visas for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Eating Challenges in the View
1	1 Vote	France's Second-Largest Bank Accused of "Buffoonery"
1	1 Vote	Really Tall Celebs Next to the Internet
1	1 Vote	Why the Dick Pic Is Our Feminist Spirit Animal Collective
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Have Normal Best Friends
1	1 Vote	Superhuman Navigation Skills? Risky Sexual Behavior? Your Native Language Might Be Right
1	1 Vote	The 8 Worst Mistakes the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	A Moonrise Unlike Any You've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Up as Movie Icons

—	1 Vote	Computers May Soon Find New Ways to Decorate a Cake if You're Not Super Handy in the New Space Race
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Calls for Stalking Ex
—	1 Vote	Prince William Says Walk Behind Queen Elizabeth's Coffin
—	1 Vote	Tropical Insects Are Extremely Sensitive to Changing Your Cat's Litter Box Office
—	1 Vote	Apple to Add to Your Vocabulary
—	1 Vote	Shania Twain Surprises Fans With Topless Sunbathing Photo

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