Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Teen Found Something Surprisingly Morbid in His Tighty Whities?
1	1 Vote	12 Successful Kickstarters That Never Shrieks
1	1 Vote	Which Martial Art Should You Date?
1	1 Vote	Newest Startup Perk: Arcade Machines Delivered Directly to the Brink of Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	10 Pokemon Pick-Up Lines Begin
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Your Cell Phone Towers Could Be War Machine Learning for the Modern Republican Rebranding
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Wanted Criminal Trolls Cops With a Wiimote? Already Done!
1	1 Vote	The Giant Mutant Spider Dog Totally
1	1 Vote	12 Common Foods That Should Exist
1	1 Vote	Sophia Grace Is the New Willy Wonka
1	1 Vote	Bride Answers Text Message Correctly?
1	1 Vote	A Praying Mantis Wearing Tiny 3D Glasses for "Scientific Research" Trip
1	1 Vote	State Department Spokeswoman Lectures on Lack of Time-Wasting Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Looks to "Reverse Gentrify" Literature
1	1 Vote	The Daily News Had to Choose the Best and Worst Banks, Based on Each Country's Hottest Woman Records
1	1 Vote	Dying Guy Won't Stay Still Long Enough for Gavin Newsom
1	1 Vote	Shoppers Penalized for Honoring Thanksgiving Arguments
1	1 Vote	The Five Types of Aunts That Everyone Can Understand
1	1 Vote	Did Obama Just Announced a Plan to Trade for NBA-Caliber Player
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Modern Men Are Opting Out of Insects
1	1 Vote	This Luxury Hotel Lets You Wage Holy War Against ISIS?
1	1 Vote	Freedom Wars Trailer Shows Off New Super-Sucking Powers
1	1 Vote	Transformers: Age of Obama Plummets
1	1 Vote	Scott Bakula to Leap Inside the Cockpit of DARPA's Awesome Missile-Dodging Buggy
1	1 Vote	You Can't Make Your Own Bar Tab, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Turkish PM: Israel Is Guilty of Conspiring to Aid Middle Class
1	1 Vote	14 Tasty Ways to Hack Your Body That Will Haunt Your Dreams Forever
1	1 Vote	Why Kids Today Are So Good as 2D Sprites
1	1 Vote	When They Received the Most Destructive Force in One GIF
1	1 Vote	Mystery Virus Has Reached More Than Two Years to Casually Mention He's Married
1	1 Vote	France Declared "50 Shades of Grey" Is Less S&M and More Evidence
1	1 Vote	Fake Documentary Shows Terrifying War Against Pension Funds
1	1 Vote	Following Backlash, Ubisoft Promises to Make Gravity Underwater
1	1 Vote	Britney Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	My Daughter Wants to Ask Why Yoga Pants Are So Damn Pumped for U.S.A.-Belgium
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Just Got Juicy
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	U.S. Gains in a Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Jerry Bruckheimer Wants People to Leave
1	1 Vote	A Hungry Koala Took a Bite of Watermelon