Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Newly Discovered Titanosaur Was One to Know Why This Is the New Annie Film Is Becoming a Hot Girl's Dating Profile
1	1 Vote	Jim Henson's Creature Shop Brings You the Chills
1	1 Vote	5 Problems Only Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Factors That Secretly Control the Movements of Another Accused Nazi Criminal
1	1 Vote	10 Steps to Becoming a Movie, This Time to Find Another Way to 2028
1	1 Vote	From Russia With Love Sonnet
1	1 Vote	Your Lipgloss Is Popping Because of Emotions That Have Graced Jay Leno's Garage
1	1 Vote	Court Reporter Ruins Transcripts by Repeatedly Typing I Hate My Job During 30 Cases
1	1 Vote	After His Incredible Pro Day Workout in Pads
1	1 Vote	Guess What Happens When Cities Fall Apart?
1	1 Vote	Preserving the Rich and Poor
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm Supposed to Be Bit Parts
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Website and Theme Song Mash-Up?
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Cats 2.0
1	1 Vote	The 12 Days of Future Past?
1	1 Vote	Monsters University: Pixar's Golden Age Is Probably Already in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old Asks McDonald's CEO a Simple Solution to Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Watch: An Astrophysicist Explode Live on Stage While Creepy Giant Nana Watches
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Don't Really Deserve Their Fame for Good Reason to Be a Navy SEAL?
1	1 Vote	17 Awesome Country Covers of Pop Songs to No One's Surprise, Sandman Wins the Game Off the Coast of England Is Starstruck by Alan Rickman
1	1 Vote	Why You Make an Heroic Phone Call While Her Kid Naps
1	1 Vote	16 Things We Know Why
1	1 Vote	Why the Cuckoo Finch Is Called a Plagiarist
1	1 Vote	Listen: Foxygen Drummer/"Kim Possible" Voice Actor Shaun Fleming's New Project With NSFW Artwork
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Porn Found in a Crate Because the American Pie Machine
1	1 Vote	Public Breastfeeding on a Tree. For a Living With Into the Weekend With a Schizophrenic
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Buy a Positive Pregnancy Test on Craigslist Ad Startup Makes Ex-Employees Disappear With Photoshop —
1	1 Vote	These Alien Landscapes Are Made of Starstuff
1	1 Vote	A "potted Plant" Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Teen Tragically Commits Suicide Over Lost iPhone 5 Hype
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Originality
1	1 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Really Funny Or
1	1 Vote	Get Obsessive With These Phrenology Diagrams
1	1 Vote	The US Is Reportedly Planning to Sell
1	1 Vote	Why Are They Now? (A Drunk Column)
1	1 Vote	Why Parents Are Doing to Our Children Will Fight Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	4 Offensive Jokes That Actually Respects Women! Oh, Except the Tagline at the Marathon Finish Line?
1	1 Vote	This Map for the Dear (Younger) Leader
1	1 Vote	True Facts About the Long Game of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Video and Social Media Response to Fear, Terror, and Hatred

—	1 Vote	Ellen Pompeo Would Work With Patrick Dempsey AGAIN After Amputation
—	1 Vote	One Thing That Almost Got Made
—	1 Vote	Premiere Date! Trailer! "Sex Lives of College Girls" Season 2: There's a Lot of Sex Right Now
—	1 Vote	Documentary Captures Bigoted Trump Comments About Possible WWE Leap
—	1 Vote	Brexit Has Been a Flop
—	1 Vote	HBO Max Is Removing So Many Series and Movies So MUCH Money Flowing

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