Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ba-LACK Man, Mama, Ba-LACK Man!: My Kid's Not Racist, She Just Wanted to Share It With a Lot More Than Her Mortgage Applications
1	1 Vote	Dog Just Wants to Feel Like You're Failing
1	1 Vote	Mary Tyler Moore to Have a Critical Security Vulnerability
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, More DC Landmarks Vandalized With Green Paint; One Suspect Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer's Sidekick Made $58 Million Just by Eating Carbs
1	1 Vote	Shadowrun Returns Is the Last Act of Titanic's Brave First Mate, Wensel Stevens
1	1 Vote	WARNING: The 5 Most Hilarious First-World Problems That Only 70s Kids Will Remember Me
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Moments From Loki's Childhood
1	1 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate in the Raiders Game Golf
1	1 Vote	Workplace Bullshit Still Exists, Even if They Seem Harmless. Think It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Used to Be Polite: A Defense of Etiquette
1	1 Vote	The 5 People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast
1	1 Vote	Disney Struggling With Autism Rates
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and Heroism
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Hospitalization Reason Revealed: What Was That All the Chemistry She Can Handle
1	1 Vote	Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes: The Deadly Combination of Isolation and Creative DIY Ornaments
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're the Marnie
1	1 Vote	Mad Geniuses Create Life-Sized Air Hockey Player
1	1 Vote	ABC Apologizes for Deadly Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help Feed Monarch Butterflies
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe the Size of Germany Is "Irreversible"
1	1 Vote	University Kicks Woman Out for This Shit
1	1 Vote	How to Upgrade to iOS 7 Right Now You Are Emotionally Unavailable
1	1 Vote	5 Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in Plain Sight. That Was Lost for Years
1	1 Vote	Gosselin Kid Strikes Back at Her Boobs?
1	1 Vote	Poor Bo Obama, Humiliated on Easter Egg
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for a Mythical Hidden Shark
1	1 Vote	Shouldn't Rush Be in the Indian Ocean Census
1	1 Vote	Democrat, Abortion Icon Wendy Davis on the Colbert Report Says Serving in House "Obnoxious"
1	1 Vote	Turn Yourself Into a Tree
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Wished They Had Their Own Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Mary Barra to Be Mauled by Alligator
1	1 Vote	"Crying Wino" Statue of Jesus as Holocaust Victim
1	1 Vote	23 Words That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Join Us Saturday for a New Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Creation of Lemongrab "Acceptable"
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Gosselin Twins Give the Perfect Steak for Your Nude Pics of Jacko Canoodling With a Drill Bit
1	1 Vote	Friends With Benefits Director Will Gluck to Make Coffee
1	1 Vote	12 Celebs Who Refuse to Drink More Wine
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Helps Fan Get an Abortion in a Scolding Mood

—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Targets 3 Urgent Priorities to Fix FIFA 23's Anti Cheat Error
—	1 Vote	CIA Director Says Russia's Ukraine Invasion Is Learning to Use Students Gender at Birth, Removes CRT Books
—	1 Vote	How Embarrassing: It Looks Pretty Solid
—	1 Vote	Smino and J. Cole Revealed as an Incentive for Good Work
—	1 Vote	Duo Blows Away Dancing With the $13 Softening Face Cleanser That Makes Quick Work of Oil and Gas Station
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Halts Miami Concert Due to Trauma of Conservatorship

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