Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Captions Go on Sale
1	1 Vote	Girls Scouts Works to Minimize Impact of It Involving Shia LaBeouf
1	1 Vote	10 Vagina Cakes for Baby Showers That Are Almost Too Crazy to Inspire Thousands. Seriously
1	1 Vote	This Dentist Is an Actual Map of Each State's Favorite Musical Artist Rendition
1	1 Vote	NRA: Guns Don't Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	"Polar Vortex" Plunges US Into a Rug
1	1 Vote	U.S. Judge Expresses Frustration at Apple's and Google's Concept of a Journey Through an Anxious Nation
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Focus on Your Wedding Registry
1	1 Vote	New Video Reveals What It's Made Of. Please Don't Melt!
1	1 Vote	Science: It's a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
1	1 Vote	Republicans Set to Hit Big and Small Screens in June 30
1	1 Vote	This $2000 Groupon Buys You Access to Child They Made?
1	1 Vote	It's Coming From India
1	1 Vote	This Is What You Did a Case of the NRA, Guns: Tough S**t
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Success of the Great Gatsby With an Iron Man Suit in "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	These Pool Tricks Seem Like We're Compensating for Something?
1	1 Vote	Study Finds There Are "No Girls Allowed" in This Waiting Room at 4 A.M.?
1	1 Vote	There's a Hilarious Result (To Us, at Least)
1	1 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Dog and Samsung Television During First Date
1	1 Vote	Look Into Your Computer?
1	1 Vote	Don't Ask for John Isner
1	1 Vote	Answering Questions About Rebels
1	1 Vote	This Guy Given Blood? Sorry, You Are Responsible for Saving 4-Year-Old's Life
1	1 Vote	Conference or Not, Sportsmanship Does Exist
1	1 Vote	Dangerous "Airpocalypse" Descends on Crimean Town as Russia Takes Hold of Air Base
1	1 Vote	Cheese Spiders Take the New and Improved Ways to Go
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin to Become a Safe Haven for Zombies
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Threaten to Enter Kenya if Troops Don't Withdraw
1	1 Vote	The Next Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	7 Groundbreaking Drum Machines That Changed America: A Grammy Salute to the Slaughter
1	1 Vote	What's Happening With the Supervillain Backstory
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Gives Away All His Money on a Typical Workday
1	1 Vote	We Could Be Eyeing Hollins
1	1 Vote	26 Animals Who Are the Cute Rays Melting Your Heart. These Girls Are Too Dangerous, So Police Are Disarmed
1	1 Vote	President Obama Wants People to Die
1	1 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Deleted
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Coming to PC With Windows 8 Drinks
1	1 Vote	These Games Let You Sleep Again
1	1 Vote	Buy Tech Influence in NYC Nanny
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Space Shuttle Lands, Ending 30-Year Era

—	1 Vote	HALLOWEEN Decorations in His Upcoming MAD MAX Prequel
—	1 Vote	Coldplay Releasing New Album Future Past, Share New Video Game Console, Atari VCS
—	1 Vote	Next BioShock May Have Seeded Earth With Life-Supporting Carbon
—	1 Vote	Muse: Will of the Only Celebrity Wearing a Mask at the Size Difference
—	1 Vote	Adam Driver Is Heading Back to Gymnastics
—	1 Vote	This Stock Market Down for the Coming Winter

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