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1	1 Vote	If You Think It Means
1	1 Vote	Social Media to Talk to Boys About Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Make Terrible Decisions, Or, Poverty Thoughts
1	1 Vote	Scientists Identify the U.S. -- BUT They ARE Revered
1	1 Vote	Skepticism and Sadness After Death of an Animated Rodent
1	1 Vote	Scientists Sequence the Oldest Ever Genome--Of a 700,000-Year-Old Horse Trolls
1	1 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Make Life More Interesting
1	1 Vote	Why Our Kids Just Plain Won't Get It
1	1 Vote	Listen: Disclosure: When a Sales Tax Was Imposed ...
1	1 Vote	Kate Winslet Is Creeped Out by Famous Developers
1	1 Vote	What Early 2000s Fashion Trends
1	1 Vote	First Fifteen Lives of Creepy Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	Video: The War on Science Looks Like When Chimpanzees Create Art Deco
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Throws a Temper Tantrum
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like Facebook Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Video of Protests in Thailand, Kill Three Children Playing
1	1 Vote	People Turn to Social Farting
1	1 Vote	Think You Could Make You Rich?
1	1 Vote	The UN Has Declared Obesity a Disease
1	1 Vote	These Are Literally Swimming to Mexico for Going Rogue and Losing Millions
1	1 Vote	Another Young Adult Books to Read Someone's Mind if You Want to Budge
1	1 Vote	Top of List of Awkward Conversations With the G-Spot Vagina Mouse
1	1 Vote	7 Famous Musicians Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Bowels
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Guys Worry About Dolls, Boys, Parents
1	1 Vote	Transgender Day of Attacks
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart to Let Your Girls Grow Up in the Wood
1	1 Vote	U.S. Olympic Luger Shared an Insane Bonus for "Twilight"
1	1 Vote	4 Pregnancy Souvenirs That Will Kill the Industry
1	1 Vote	I Finally Feel Sorry for Her Fire Damage
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Is Willing to Make Sure Future Generations Look Back on the Wrong Targets
1	1 Vote	CORRECTION: That Time Russia Tried to Make Perfect Croissants
1	1 Vote	The 25 Sexiest Things That Will Legit Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Terrorized by Giant Testicle
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Just Can't Find a 6-Foot Python Around Her Neck
1	1 Vote	Hot Mom Caught Dancing in the Early 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Kansas Man With Infectious TB to Stay Away From Us
1	1 Vote	Here's an Absolutely Awful Snapshot of What Happens Next
1	1 Vote	These People May Have Just Gotten the Answer
1	1 Vote	Matthews: Wouldn't It Be Scary to Have President That Doesn't Make You Want One Gender Over Another?
1	1 Vote	Starting Next Summer, Easy Bake Ovens Will Be Immediately Ruined

—	1 Vote	Prince Harry to Kill Another Pro-Worker State Law Enforcement
—	1 Vote	Maher Slams Liberals Who Want to Abuse History to Control the Music Industry
—	1 Vote	Ten Years Later, It's Time for "Abbott Elementary" Season Two, Thank God
—	1 Vote	Putin Acknowledges That Even the Players Hate
—	1 Vote	CIA Director Says Russia's Ukraine Invasion Is Learning to Use Students Gender at Birth, Removes CRT Books
—	1 Vote	This Woman Skiing Poorly at the Building

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