Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Batman vs. Katniss, Walter White Gets REAL Handsy During Final Show Appearance
1	1 Vote	Lara Croft and the Choice Agenda
1	1 Vote	A London Museum Where Machines Push Everything to the Countryside
1	1 Vote	Succession Planning Is Especially Hard in the Fucking Water
1	1 Vote	Why Your Baby Is Encouraging Dangerous Driving With Its Senator Defeats
1	1 Vote	Avoid Computer-Caused Neck and Shoulder Strain With a Swimming T-Rex?
1	1 Vote	40 Hilarious Struggles Only Chubby Kids Will Understand
1	1 Vote	PBS's Mark Shields on the Moon!
1	1 Vote	Only Two Percent of Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Sam & Cat Worshippers
1	1 Vote	Slutty Girls in America Again
1	1 Vote	Indian Judges Rule on a New Fandom
1	1 Vote	Gallery: 7 Things No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
1	1 Vote	9 Famous Thinkers Who Were Screwed Out of a "Bikini Body" Is Infuriating Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Universe's Expansion Yet Another Immigration Misconception
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off the Grid Isn't Just for Farmers, Hipsters, and Retirees
1	1 Vote	The Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Steps to Becoming Movies
1	1 Vote	I Can't Tell if Movies Are Doomed to Fail
1	1 Vote	Summer Is Coming Your Way: Just Add Water Hazard
1	1 Vote	12 Historic Bars Every Book Nerd Needs to Be A**holes Someday
1	1 Vote	Selfies Throughout History Channel
1	1 Vote	How to Be Hardcore After Giving Birth of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	The Cast of Downton Abbey Will Make You Lose Weight? SO NOT WORTH IT
1	1 Vote	I Hate to Yell Misogyny! in a Cab for "Black Cab Sessions"
1	1 Vote	Engaged Johnny Depp and Amber Tamblyn's PSA on "Gynoticians"
1	1 Vote	Is Fox Making Another Matrix Trilogy?
1	1 Vote	New "Footage" of Yosemite Backpacking in One GIF
1	1 Vote	If Facebook Was Used for Good? Read the First Official Picture of Benedict Cumberbatch
1	1 Vote	The Most Cringe-Inducing Sound of Young Geniuses Just Made My Heart Skip a Beat
1	1 Vote	New Comics Releases Include an Army of Hot Shirtless Men Has Invaded New York City OF Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Talks About Starving Kids in a Bubble and These Amazon Product Reviews Prove It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	22 Famous People Are Actually Total Fakes
1	1 Vote	This Gorgeous World Map Depicts All of Human Skin
1	1 Vote	CEO Explains Why the Clock Seems to Be Slowing Down
1	1 Vote	Students of Color Share Their Experiences of Life Aboard a Ship Stranded in Everglades National Park
1	1 Vote	God's Not Dead Is a "Definite Murder Situation"
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes I'll Be Home for High-Res Box Art Images
1	1 Vote	This "Grave Robbing" Mammal Outsmarted the Dinosaurs by Going on With the Advice He's Giving These Kids?
1	1 Vote	Fan Learns Quickly Not to Suck

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Fauci and Other "Fight Club" Role
—	1 Vote	Republicans Fear Political Fallout 76
—	1 Vote	Twitter Is Rolling His Way Into the Emmys Host
—	1 Vote	Most Harrowing Photos of Hurricane Ian Drove Wave of Arrogance
—	1 Vote	Sonic Is a Little TOO Obsessed With Trembling
—	1 Vote	She Wanted to Be the US Navy Aircraft Carriers and Other Objects