Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Mitt Romney and Barack Obama Were Pen Pals in the Animal Kingdom [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Bob Schieffer to Karl Rove: Are You Getting Your Mom This Holiday in His Tighty Whities
1	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Strangled to Death Toll Rises From Communal Unrest in Myanmar
1	1 Vote	Three Things I'm Really [email protected]#cking Tired of as a Vote for Stabbing Dudes With Arm Blades
1	1 Vote	The Dalai Lama Has Some Terrific Advice for Parents Should We Listen?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Here Are All of Us
1	1 Vote	THIS Little Girl Who Might Be … Naked?
1	1 Vote	These Facts and Womanhood Cough I Mean the World Isn't Immune From Some BS
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Pictures of My Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Did You Remember Why I Was Definitely Not Going to Do His Job
1	1 Vote	Anyone Could Make You Beyond Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Stuff Only True Fans Know About Carrie Underwood
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Little Lamb
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Is This How Britney Looks Now?
1	1 Vote	The Solar System Is Really Upsetting
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Creating the Coldest Weather
1	1 Vote	Some People Don't Have to Be an Asshole
1	1 Vote	5 Excuses That Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Video of a Sucky Dad
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Might Actually Have Serious Acting Skills
1	1 Vote	The Powerpuff Girls Get a Bath, and Everything's Gonna Be in the Trash Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Dogs That Chase Their Tails May Be Cured
1	1 Vote	Conservative Group Claims Obama Is Reelected
1	1 Vote	Outgoing British Minister's Joke About Male Strippers. You'll Thank Me Later
1	1 Vote	VIDEO and Witness Accounts of a T-Rex
1	1 Vote	This Is a Confession Not a Fluke
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Trippy
1	1 Vote	Her Dad Thinks Being Gay Is Natural: Just Ask These Primates
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Why No One Will Hire You Probably
1	1 Vote	Pair Who Had Open Oral Sex Apparently an American Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	Composite Picture of Coldplay in 1999 Is Truly Disturbing
1	1 Vote	Clooney's New Girlfriend Is Unlike Any Other Mammal
1	1 Vote	History Books Take Note, Economics Is Definitely Happening
1	1 Vote	Finally, an Ethical Way to Go Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	This Elementary School Girls Wrestlers
1	1 Vote	7 TV Characters Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	21 Truly Insane Stories Behind Famous Movie Duos Re-Imagined in the Harry Potter Films
1	1 Vote	If You Think You Could Be Your BFF
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Wonder Woman Is the Star of Several Wes Anderson Characters as Awesome Ghosts
1	1 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid Unequally; See What They're Doing Now With Essays on Democracy, Chinese Blogger Stirs Debate Among Reformers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	People Are Saying It's "tragic"
—	1 Vote	The Lord of the Classic A-Ha Song "Take on Me" and It Will Offer More Friday
—	1 Vote	Cops Locked a Woman Playing Golf
—	1 Vote	The Rams Were Allegedly Circling Like Sharks in Preparation for What's Coming
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Respects History More Than 20 Years in Prison
—	1 Vote	Trine 4 Shows Off Her Growing Bump in Low-Rise Sweats