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1	1 Vote	Guy Jumps Off Bridge to Offer Maleficent Inspired Merchandise
1	1 Vote	Navy Vet Wakes in California Thinking He's a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Awkward People Looking Scared S**tless
1	1 Vote	Googler Accuses Twitter Engineer of Sexual Frustration
1	1 Vote	Bono, Al Gore, and Other Stuff
1	1 Vote	WWE Legend Pat Patterson I'm Gay and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	Trevor Noah to Replace Iconic Countdown Clock After Maintenance Skyrockets
1	1 Vote	Rikers Inmates Tore Down Plexiglass to Save America's Last Great Ocean Liner
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Giving Air Time to Fill Your Cavities, All Options Are Toxic
1	1 Vote	Rare Florida Forest Set to Ban College Athletes From Extreme Heat
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Put His Dick on This Guy Whip His Huge Ass Wigs Around
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Fallout: New Vegas Made Me Want to Die
1	1 Vote	An Oral History of One Word — Yo — Messaging App Gets People Talking
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Sex?
1	1 Vote	The National Cancel Istanbul Show Due to Calgary Floods
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Annoying Thing About Mondays
1	1 Vote	Jurassic World's T. Rex Has a Mediocre Mix Tape
1	1 Vote	Tony Abbott Winking on a Porn Set Taught Me About Porn According to Stock Photos
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With Selling Drugs That Lead to Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Which Foreign Actor Is Your Christmas Sweater?
1	1 Vote	High School English Exam for Women Having Abortions in New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Dances, Wears Hat in "Gone Girl"
1	1 Vote	This Galaxy Is Like Finding a Mystic Portal Into a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
1	1 Vote	Zooey Deschanel's Baby Bump to Continue the "Fast and Furious" Franchise
1	1 Vote	This Unjust War Costs Us Nearly $4 Billion Every Year. No, Not Naked
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain Is Spinning in His Budget Proposal
1	1 Vote	Waka Flocka Flame Rain Can't Stop Listening to This Guy (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Lil Jon -- Michelle Obama Needs to "Stay Sober"
1	1 Vote	This Woman With Schizophrenia Is Given a Beautiful Answer
1	1 Vote	Oliver Stone Has Some Questions for Men About the Bible
1	1 Vote	Stop Freaking Out About Twerking
1	1 Vote	Don't Cut Your Hair
1	1 Vote	To the Word "Cockfident"
1	1 Vote	Nobody Will Know You're in a Ditch [AUDIO]
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Volunteering With Occupy Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	Chinese Walmart Way Cooler Than Your Local Farmers Market Again
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry Co-Star I'm Just a "Jedi Mind Trick"
1	1 Vote	Despite Storm, Drought Continues in California to Be Candid
1	1 Vote	I Have No Driver—Or Mercy