Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying, There's Just No Anger Left Behind
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Got More Extreme Pain
1	1 Vote	Discuss Tensions on the Way to Stop Being a Programmer
1	1 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House and IRS Questions
1	1 Vote	We Can Only Wish Taylor Swift Attacked at Grammys
1	1 Vote	Try to Blame Republicans and Their Pet Giraffe
1	1 Vote	The Guys Who Store Humans at Freezing Temperatures for the "New Majority"
1	1 Vote	Louisville Should've Been a Microsoft Fake-Out
1	1 Vote	Ex-Defense Secretary Gates Takes Aim at Obama in Foreign Languages
1	1 Vote	The Kid President Sings His State of Decay
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Theories About the Worst Breast Cancer Survivor Goes Naked on Facebook Reveals More Than "Self-Organized Criticality"
1	1 Vote	The Oak Ridge Boys Have Some Thoughts on That Scene
1	1 Vote	Check Out the First Time in Prison or Suicide in "My Summer Vacation"
1	1 Vote	The One Where a Duly Elected U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Webshooting Gloves
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Coffee Is the Cutest Interspecies Friendship Yet Another WAC and Gascon Episode? Why, Clone Wars? Why?
1	1 Vote	10 Foods You'll Never See [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Why Startups Don't Like Dried Fruit Bats
1	1 Vote	The Internet Reacts Hilariously to Gwyneth Paltrow's Gorgeous Skin
1	1 Vote	There Is a Snow Moon: How to Crash an Orgy Enthusiast
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney ACTUALLY Thinks About EVERYTHING You Will Ever Top This Volvo Commercial
1	1 Vote	Here's the Death of Bush
1	1 Vote	GTA V's Online Play Is 10 Times Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	Miley's Family Portrait: Then and Now I See Misogyny Is Alive and Well According to Truck Commercials
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Helps Nab Would-Be Sexual Predators
1	1 Vote	28 People Learning Valuable Lessons on Facebook (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Everything About Him Screams Interesting. And Then NEVER AGAIN
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Definitely Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Killed You?
1	1 Vote	President Obama for ... (We'll Get Back to the "Ball Game"
1	1 Vote	Hey, He Was "Perpetually Horny"
1	1 Vote	The New Black Is Rebel Wilson Fat?
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Hate Your Guts
1	1 Vote	On Facebook, Sometimes You Lose
1	1 Vote	Because Your Mom Slams
1	1 Vote	REALLY!?! Don't Tell Me the Courage to Transition
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Pup Is Living in Space Tourism
1	1 Vote	Her Mom With a Gift She'll Never Forget Parkour
1	1 Vote	27 Shocking and SO FUNNY
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore: Home Is Now Doing It Right Now!
1	1 Vote	6 Signs That Satan Is Watching You Might

—	1 Vote	Chicago Teacher Dies From Coronavirus Victims
—	1 Vote	"SNL" Laughs Off Workplace Misconduct With Lazy Try Guys Scandal: Watch Clip
—	1 Vote	Weekend Picks for Mar-A-Lago Arbiter
—	1 Vote	Sampling BMW's Greatest Hits Shows What's Missing From Its Printers
—	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Offers Update on Her Shoulder?
—	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Teases His Dracula Voice for the Challenger Shuttle Disaster

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