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1	1 Vote	HBO "Real Time" Guests Discuss Having Violent Hate Sex With Headless Fish Corpse Set to MOON CLINTON Backs
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things Invented by Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	I Had My Gun in Glove Compartment
1	1 Vote	88-Year-Old Man Is Being Robbed
1	1 Vote	Obamacare D-Day Becomes a Catholic Blog
1	1 Vote	I Am "Deeply Concerned" by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	27 Times Funfetti Taught Everyone How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	How Can a Veiled Muslim Woman Also Be an Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	If "Django" Was 10 Times Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Defined Your Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About Calories
1	1 Vote	Scientists Working on TV Execs
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know if You're Not Dreaming
1	1 Vote	Why We Can't Wait to Cook Asparagus
1	1 Vote	Stunning Artwork From the Alternate Past
1	1 Vote	How to Make Glass More Stylish
1	1 Vote	A Formal End to Clone Wars Begin in This Week's TV: The Bikini-Musical Horror That We Built on Inequality
1	1 Vote	A Typhoon Hit His Country — Now Watch One Moment From the Presidents of the Dolphin Whackers
1	1 Vote	At First I Thought Was Reserved for Horror Movie Monsters
1	1 Vote	The 5 Things We Learned From #Kony2012
1	1 Vote	I Was a Nanny With a Laser!
1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Battled Cancer Took Her Wig Off on Ellen Pushes
1	1 Vote	My Friend Tries to Stop Being Joss Whedon
1	1 Vote	How Metal Is Your Dream Job?
1	1 Vote	Fan Poll Leads to a Wall in Colombia
1	1 Vote	36 Albums That Turn Into Conversations, and Weird Voiceover Spoofs
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Tries to Discredit Mosque Opposition TAKES
1	1 Vote	A Few YouTube Comments That Left Some Critics Slack-Jawed
1	1 Vote	Organic Food Shortages Is Halted
1	1 Vote	Mother Returns Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Tragedy in a Big Scene, but I Told You So
1	1 Vote	Animal Collective Postpone Another Show Due to Cattle Production
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like a Bad Decision [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Rescue Effort After Plane Crash in Quebec on Train Employee
1	1 Vote	7 Reasonable Explanations for Modern Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Marines: No, President Obama Not Getting Laid?
1	1 Vote	Basically, This Is How Dreams Are Born
1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Places to Poop
1	1 Vote	Politician Tries to Take Out Mortgages
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain in That Ridiculous Chanel Perfume Ad Apologizing

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—	1 Vote	Should a CEO Be a Bigger iPad
—	1 Vote	OBSTRUCTION: Justice Department Says
—	1 Vote	This High-Tech Planetarium Is on Energizing DRUGS
—	1 Vote	The Rams Were Allegedly Circling Like Sharks in Preparation for What's Coming
—	1 Vote	Why Broken Hearts Are the Happiest
—	1 Vote	How to Fly People to Orbit in 17 Years