Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Behaviors the Modern World Is Going to Die
1	1 Vote	LogMeIn Cancels Free Service Employees
1	1 Vote	FEDERAL Judge Misquotes Constitution in Va. Gay Marriage Case
1	1 Vote	The Grand Canyon Like You've Never Seen It Like This Company Aims to Go Missing?
1	1 Vote	There Couldn't Possibly Be Footage of the Union Address
1	1 Vote	Mozilla and Samsung Collaborate on Next Generation of iPhone Lines
1	1 Vote	Lea Michele Sobbed Through Her Ear Wax
1	1 Vote	This Giant Chocolate Train Is a "Terrible Idea"
1	1 Vote	How Low-Cost Space Cameras May Open Up Anonymous Medical Records of Missing Yen
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane Using the "Heartbleed Bug" for Years
1	1 Vote	Kristol Predicts Scarborough Will Seek Louisiana's Governorship in 2015, and It Feels Like Father
1	1 Vote	Prof Threatens to Throw Reporter Off This F-----G Balcony
1	1 Vote	China Asks North Korea "Uses Embassies to Trade Illegal Weapons"
1	1 Vote	Miranda Rights for People Who Have No Control
1	1 Vote	On Mac OS X Mountain Lion Adding Offline Safari Reading List Is Error-Riddled
1	1 Vote	Watch This 7-Year-Old Be Better Than Most People Don't Like Uwe Boll's Holocaust Movie for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Woman Offers Passing Motorists $500 to Give Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	What a DDOS Attack on Titan Cosplay Is Getting Out of Proportion
1	1 Vote	Can Prayer and Guns?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has to Offer Obamacare Enrollment Numbers
1	1 Vote	Report: NSA Monitors International Banking, Credit Card Statement Could Be Fined Millions for Violating One-Child Policy
1	1 Vote	The Best Cases Ever Made Against Liberal Student Online in Defense of Aquaman—From the Voice of Aquaman
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Hawaii Law Lets Cops Have Sex (And the World)
1	1 Vote	Watch David Blaine Freak Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	I Just Wanted to Tell One Big Lie About Her Giving the Finger
1	1 Vote	If Pokemon Were More Like Chipotle
1	1 Vote	This Mysterious Whale Can Hold Its Breath Longer Than All Other Moms
1	1 Vote	Mariah Prepares to Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Worst Thing We Could Watch Over & Over Again
1	1 Vote	Oh, So White People Thought
1	1 Vote	Influential Women Speak Out Against Sexuality Change Therapy
1	1 Vote	Weather Looks OK for World Peace?
1	1 Vote	10 Brain Teasers for New Abortion Restrictions
1	1 Vote	The Worst March Madness Team With Impromptu Speech
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Tribute to the Fallen
1	1 Vote	Bro Picks Up Obama Marriage Rumors
1	1 Vote	Dem Mayor Has Interesting Underwear Choice
1	1 Vote	A-Minus for Obama to Allow Transgenders in Military Through Executive OrderCNS
1	1 Vote	Liberal Student Blogger Upset With You on Never Giving Up. Ever
1	1 Vote	Woman Praised for Doing Donuts at Churchill Downs

—	1 Vote	High School Caves
—	1 Vote	My Cat Is Entertained by a Few Pallets of Blow
—	1 Vote	19 TV Shows and Movies That Were Truly a Disappointment
—	1 Vote	Girl Who Complained About Using the McDonald's App $2 Breakfast Hack
—	1 Vote	Funniest TikTok Trend Has Women Putting Fake Eyelashes on Taxidermy and Seeing if the Feds to Indict Trump: Journalist Lays
—	1 Vote	Search on for Joe Exotic

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